The tennis thread.

kyro7 wrote:

Ramalalaharivololona wrote:Grass should make for the most exciting tennis, but they're slowing the surface down so much it's becoming like the rest Some hard courts are being slowed down so much they're almost like clay courts.

Hey.

Chip wrote:

Ramalalaharivololona wrote:Grass should make for the most exciting tennis, but they're slowing the surface down so much it's becoming like the rest Some hard courts are being slowed down so much they're almost like clay courts.

I've always wanted to touch all the different types of courts

Maybe I'll do that one day when I travel the world watching Julia play

I walked on some clay courts wearing white pumps. Not a good idea.

Ramalalaharivololona wrote:

kyro7 wrote:

Hey.

Chip wrote:

I've always wanted to touch all the different types of courts

Maybe I'll do that one day when I travel the world watching Julia play

I walked on some clay courts wearing white pumps. Not a good idea.

oh

Ramalalaharivololona wrote:Hey.

ive played on clay, concrete, and artificial grass

clay is buiriful!

So many bagels the past few days...

Tipsarevic a break down to...

J. Duckworth

Aww It's James, not Jack.

Tipsarevic

That backwards = Vera.

Mind = BLOWN.

OH MY GOD.


Shame it doesn't worth when you call him Tipsarebitch

Tsonga playing but not on Eurosport, bah.

*work, not worth

kyro7 wrote:Tsonga playing but not on Eurosport, bah.

Time to purchase the Player

Although Serena will be done any minute, he should be on after.

Ramalalaharivololona wrote:*work, not worth

Is Alan Mentally Challenged?

Might have to kick it illegal style for tonight.

Chip wrote:

Ramalalaharivololona wrote:*work, not worth

Is Alan Mentally Challenged?

Depends, is paedophilia a mental illness?

What the fuck, Tsonga remove that headband at once.

Ramalalaharivololona wrote:

Chip wrote:

Is Alan Mentally Challenged?

Depends, is paedophilia a mental illness?

I heard that it comes from experiences they had as children

do you think that possibly Alan was touched as a child?

My word, I've got weird commentators, been listening for 2 minutes and they've already sung and shouted fire.

Chip wrote:

Ramalalaharivololona wrote:

Depends, is paedophilia a mental illness?

I heard that it comes from experiences they had as children

do you think that possibly Alan was touched as a child?

Doubt he remembers, it was so long ago.

kyro7 wrote:My word, I've got weird commentators, been listening for 2 minutes and they've already sung and shouted fire.

?

Ramalalaharivololona wrote:

kyro7 wrote:My word, I've got weird commentators, been listening for 2 minutes and they've already sung and shouted fire.

?

http://www.firstrow.tv/watch/102879/1/watch-mello-vs-tsonga-(hisense-arena).html

Really weird, one minute they were mental then the tennis started and they were normal, then someone's radio went off and one of them shouted, HELLO, ANYBODY HOME?

Australians

I'm quite disappointed that they're not acting crazy now.. hopefully they pop up with something again.

Now the French bloke "9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, FIRE"

What the fuck?

I heard some random go "5...4...3...2...1...gskgjkgs"

You can sometimes hear the producers on Eurosport when they tell people to go to an ad break, and what they're telling the commentator gets mixed in with the feed

They make some funny noises.

Oh, turn back to the TV to see Serena flat on her arse. Somehow that won her match point

Eurosport back to Raonic's match, and he's serving for it