Declaration and Challenge - I am God

I am God, I am omnipotent, I created the universe, and you, and I decided to post on the internet. I'm not going to post any incontrovertible proof, because I am testing your faith, and I move in mysterious ways.

Prove me wrong.

I believe because my parents brainwashed me.

kyro7 wrote:I believe because my parents brainwashed me.

I'm so sorry that you were abused.

ResurrectionRooney wrote:There is no God.

/thread

Muslims are very stupid when they think that the Koran can disprove RRism, they are only kidding themselves. Hypocrites.

ResurrectionRooney wrote:Muslims are very stupid when they think that the Koran can disprove RRism, they are only kidding themselves. Hypocrites.

I just did disprove you. You have said yourself that there is no God. Coming out and saying you are a God, is hypocritical and false. There are many reasons as to why you aren't a God, but thankfully you made the task so much easier by being hypocritical. I didn't even need to use the Quran or anything but your own words.

ahlycotc wrote:

ResurrectionRooney wrote:Muslims are very stupid when they think that the Koran can disprove RRism, they are only kidding themselves. Hypocrites.

I just did disprove you. You have said yourself that there is no God. Coming out and saying you are a God, is hypocritical and false. There are many reasons as to why you aren't a God, but thankfully you made the task so much easier by being hypocritical. I didn't even need to use the Quran or anything but your own words.

He could have said there is no god because he didn't want his identity to be known, but now he wants to reveal his secret.

Yes, it was a test of faith.

GK01 wrote:

ahlycotc wrote:

I just did disprove you. You have said yourself that there is no God. Coming out and saying you are a God, is hypocritical and false. There are many reasons as to why you aren't a God, but thankfully you made the task so much easier by being hypocritical. I didn't even need to use the Quran or anything but your own words.

He could have said there is no god because he didn't want his identity to be known, but now he wants to reveal his secret.

Then I point to the fact that he claimed to be God before and then later said there is no God several times. Now he is changing his position. A God doesn't need to hide his identity.

You know this whole argument is stupid. I'm going back to sleep.

All hail RR.

A god who spends his days trying to convince the world of his lack of existence.

BladeGunner14 wrote:A god who spends his days trying to convince the world of his lack of existence.

"A god who spends his days trying to troll the internet."

Fixed.

You cannot be god...for this man is god

ahlycotc wrote:

BladeGunner14 wrote:A god who spends his days trying to convince the world of his lack of existence.

"A god who spends his days trying to troll the internet."

Fixed.

Test of faith.

psyroukis wrote:You cannot be god...for this man is god

You got it wrong. Robin is only the messiah of the holy RR faith.

This argument assumes that religions asks for blind faith, I had some Christian guy at my door the other day who assured me that it didn't and that the answers were in the bible or something.

The proof is there in the Universe I have created for you.

ResurrectionRooney wrote:The proof is there in the Universe I have created for you.

The fallacy of what your saying is that anyone can say it.

You are essentially drawing a circle and calling yourself a philosopher, they love doing that

psyroukis wrote:

ResurrectionRooney wrote:The proof is there in the Universe I have created for you.

The fallacy of what your saying is that anyone can say it.

You are essentially drawing a circle and calling yourself a philosopher, they love doing that

What if you're wrong though? You'll be cast into eternal suffering, and my disciples will be brought to paradise. Believing in me is the logical thing to do.

God is a phaggot.
OP is a phaggot.
/thread

grenade187 wrote:God is a phaggot.
OP is a phaggot.
/thread

Exhibit A. United are out of the champions league.

ricky//habana wrote:Exhibit A. United are out of the champions league.

Where woudl the fun be if I decided every result?

God doesn't use vulgarities. God isn't insulting and offensive. God wouldn't be deceitful and try to disprove his own existence. God does not interact with regular human beings. You can't merely claim that these are tests of faith, the god I believe in simply does not commit these acts. You can claim to be another omnipotent being of some sort, and there would be no way of disproving you. But the god that I and most others believe in does not do these things.

ResurrectionRooney wrote:

ricky//habana wrote:Exhibit A. United are out of the champions league.

Where woudl the fun be if I decided every result?

You do, if you're God.

BladeGunner14 wrote:God doesn't use vulgarities. God isn't insulting and offensive. God wouldn't be deceitful and try to disprove his own existence. God does not interact with regular human beings. You can't merely claim that these are tests of faith, the god I believe in simply does not commit these acts. You can claim to be another omnipotent being of some sort, and there would be no way of disproving you. But the god that I and most others believe in does not do these things.

The god that you believe in does far worse stuff than use vulgarities. He let the holocaust happen for example.

BladeGunner14 wrote:God doesn't use vulgarities. God isn't insulting and offensive. God wouldn't be deceitful and try to disprove his own existence. God does not interact with regular human beings.

How the fuck would you know?

You can't merely claim that these are tests of faith, the god I believe in simply does not commit these acts. You can claim to be another omnipotent being of some sort, and there would be no way of disproving you. But the god that I and most others believe in does not do these things.

Honestly, what the fuck do you know about that God? And as for not doing offensive or deceitful things

Who sent the Angel of Death to murder children in Egypt?
Who deceived Abraham into almost killing his son?

Have you ever actually read your bible all the way through?

ResurrectionRooney wrote:I'm too stupid

God created intelligence. He isn't too stupid to do or understand anything.

Zzonked wrote:

BladeGunner14 wrote:God doesn't use vulgarities. God isn't insulting and offensive. God wouldn't be deceitful and try to disprove his own existence. God does not interact with regular human beings. You can't merely claim that these are tests of faith, the god I believe in simply does not commit these acts. You can claim to be another omnipotent being of some sort, and there would be no way of disproving you. But the god that I and most others believe in does not do these things.

The god that you believe in does far worse stuff than use vulgarities. He let the holocaust happen for example.

He didn't do this as a test of faith though, nor did he do it personally. God has given us free will and people have chosen to commit these crimes. They will be punished with eternal damnation and their victims will perpetually live in heaven. Our current life is supposedly insignificant in comparison to the eternity of the afterlife.

This thread reminds me of the opposite of this: