Funny school stories

Oh god. I have so many.

1. I had just started secondary school. I had just got into school and asked a year 11 'What time is playtime?'. We used to call it playtime in primary. He just laughed at me, called some of his mates over and they laughed at me too.

2. One day we had a really shit supply teacher, everyone was going crazy. One guy got really mad, so he drew a giant penis on the white board in pernament marker.

3. One time I was walking home, a girl infront of me had a huge blood stain on her pants. I was walking with a few of my other mates, let's say it was quite an awkward walk home.

4. One thing I miss about using the bus is whenever we stopped at a busy road, we would rock the bus side to side to scare the shit out of any cars surrounding the buss. Also, if the school used a public bus people would ring the 'next stop' bell every second to annoy the driver.

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In Canada we have a tradition of throwing snowballs at bus windows during the winter time. There was a bus stop right in front of my middle school as well. One time my friend threw a snowball and the driver got so fucking mad he chased us around the football field, into the basketball nets and we locked ourselves into a back entrance of the school. Crazy fucker then started picking up snowballs and throwing it at the window in the door as we laughed hysterically.

One day a friend of me was going to talk to a girl he had a crush on for years but when he he tried to walk to her he fell on the floor with his face in the middle of the school everyone saw it, everyone was like LOL, that's it.

When I was in college I once just got randomly smashed before a history lesson on vodka and orange juice. I think I just thought it would be funny.

Teacher was bending over in front of me to help someone and I'm pretty sure she heard me point this fact out to my friend. Oh well.

Yea, I did something similar last year Jack, Got absolutely fucked on Cider before school one day, was scary, you never feel as drunk as when you're trying to conceal it

Me and my friends were heading over to a baseball game we were participating in, we were leaving the building past a glass door, when suddenly, two of my friends had the smart idea to pitch and bat right there.

Needless to say, there was a lot of glass lying around when we were done.

The angry kid (every form group has one) once refused to stay for afternoon registration, got into an altercation with our form tutor and ended up throwing a chair at him.

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RobynVanPersie wrote:The angry kid (every form group has one) once refused to stay for afternoon registration, got into an altercation with our form tutor and ended up throwing a chair at him.

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at the same time.

I went to the first half of year 3 in Essex and one of the lessons consisted of everyone in the room just throwing anything they could find at the teacher (including one chair). It was crazy shit, like planet of the apes or something. She had a nervous breakdown and then our class had to have 2 separate teachers, one for the morning and one for the afternoon.

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I once got lost on my school trip to some theme park AGES ago. The cunts left me and came back for me at night. I cried like a bitch

I can remember being scared of the lady that was looking after me because she had huge boobs

A kid masturbated in my biology class in high school while we were watching a film. I didn't see him doing it but several people said they saw it. He was a weird kid, so I'm not going to blow it off as a joke.

In middle school, a girl was really angry about something while we were on the bus and started having a fit. She threw her jacket out of the bus window and started cussing. The driver stopped the bus and told her to calm down. She started cussing at him and wanted to fight him. They were close to exchanging blows.

I was in 4th grade I think and we were hanging around playing with our pokemon cards and some older kid shows up and starts trying to take our cards. My homeboy Pokémon jumps on him, the older kid falls and Pokémon starts stabbing the living shit out of him with a pencil

God, we laugh and laughed.

This sounds like bullshit, but...

This engineering assistant was working one day, we had a supply who couldn't handle the class, he stepped in to help, some kids got sand paper and rubbed it on his head, he turned around and stared at this kid, so, the other touched him he turned around and punched the kid, pushed the other against some metal and split his head, then 3 others ran over and started 'gang banging him' after a few minutes the other teacher runs in kicks the kids out and leaves him with us I had to write a statement, he got fired. When my real teacher came back the next day he started laughing.



What a teacher

What the fuck is a supply teacher? Is that the same as a substitute teacher?

Sub.

Substitute, someone to stand in whilst he was away. She had dyslexia I believe.

Substitute makes more sense. Crazy Brits.

Sean wrote:Sub.

are you posting from the afterlife??

Not yet.

ahlycotc wrote:Substitute makes more sense. Crazy Brits.

I thought everyone would know what a supply was, I think it is what we call, it is certainly what I call it.

I walked into the toilet to find that someone had shit their pants and left them hanging from this pole near the ceiling

My friends prank called this guy's mum and were generally talking dirty......so this mum comes round to my house and starts saying "WHERE ARE THEY???".....I'm like "Wtf?...I'm about to go to a Watford game and I have no clue what you're on about"......then I look outside and the dad is in the car with boxing gloves on The guy had Asperger so I guess his dad was probably a bit special too. It's related to school as they started going round all my friends houses and even got the police and school involved. They came round to the school and they were questioning people....I just said "This isn't the school's business so why are you even getting involved?.....yet alone giving my friends detention!?". They did all kinds of bullshit like this. I was walking home through the public park next to the school and the headteacher is at the end....and he tells me to do up my tie and top button as I am letting down the school's reputation. No bullshit, I said I'm not on school property and it's not in school hours, so go back to school and tell someone who cares. They tried to put me in detention the next day but I kept ignoring them until they dropped it.

Oh yeah....and some guy tried to fight me and when he tried to kick me he fell down 10 stairs and like 200 people saw him

Finally....someone was excluded for a week for making their own .tk website which was filled with gossip of the school. Some guy complained and they made him close the website

ahlycotc wrote:Substitute makes more sense. Crazy Brits.

We use supply teacher in Canada as well. I would have assumed the US uses it too..

ahlycotc wrote:A kid masturbated in my biology class in high school while we were watching a film. I didn't see him doing it but several people said they saw it. He was a weird kid, so I'm not going to blow it off as a joke.

In middle school, a girl was really angry about something while we were on the bus and started having a fit. She threw her jacket out of the bus window and started cussing. The driver stopped the bus and told her to calm down. She started cussing at him and wanted to fight him. They were close to exchanging blows.

Bet you were tempted.

polska. wrote:

ahlycotc wrote:Substitute makes more sense. Crazy Brits.

We use supply teacher in Canada as well. I would have assumed the US uses it too..

Feel Canada has more Briticisms...Makes sense, really...

Supply teacher? Never heard that before.

ahlycotc wrote:A kid masturbated in my biology class in high school while we were watching a film. I didn't see him doing it but several people said they saw it. He was a weird kid, so I'm not going to blow it off as a joke.

Last year I heard from some of my friends that a guy in their Spanish class was doing that too.

We got my mate in deep shit because we loaded porn sites on the school computers from his log on

Also in assembly this little year 9 got so fucking scared he pissed his pants

and he was sat infront of us and we were all giggling and then I got in trouble because the teacher thought I had been smoking weed because my eyes were red and I was giggling. Fucking bitch didn't know I had allergies

First day of high school told some guy "your mum's got a stiffy"...he was waiting for me at my locker (somehow he knew?) after school and we got into a bit of a fistfight...still a classic story, good mates with him now even though he was expelled when we were in year 10 lol

Year 8 my mate gave me a usb with some music on it and we had a "field trip" that day, I lost the usb so my friend was pretty pissed off. Week later we were in the year level co-ordinators office and we saw his usb, so he took it back. Opened it up at my place, had the whole year level's reports on it. Little bit of back story, parents told me if I got below a B in any classes I was going to move schools cos we were moving houses a fair way away. Anyway changed a few C's that I got to B's, printed it, chucked them in my report and flushed the original down the toilet, and they were none the wiser. Nobody believes this story, I hardly believe it happened but it's one of my favourites lol

I miss school. Some great times.. being able to just see your friends every day and just enjoy the time.

justaddfinesse wrote:I miss school. Some great times.. being able to just see your friends every day and just enjoy the time.

Yeah school was the best. You don't realise till you're out of there

ClarkY wrote:This sounds like bullshit, but...

This engineering assistant was working one day, we had a supply who couldn't handle the class, he stepped in to help, some kids got sand paper and rubbed it on his head, he turned around and stared at this kid, so, the other touched him he turned around and punched the kid, pushed the other against some metal and split his head, then 3 others ran over and started 'gang banging him' after a few minutes the other teacher runs in kicks the kids out and leaves him with us I had to write a statement, he got fired. When my real teacher came back the next day he started laughing.



What a teacher

Fucking hell some great stories.

Having a good lol @ RateMyTeacher.com.

Apparently Peggy Mitchell is a Greek teacher at my old school along with "Mr miley moo Moopoo chugger", "Willie Dribble" and "Charlie the scouse Thiefs tires".