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The Zlatan

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1000 ways to die

Rizzlekid16: Posts : 94
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Post n°1

1000 ways to die

by Rizzlekid16 Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:27 am

So you are dying. But the catch is you get to choose how you want to die. You can make it a epic adventure of action and going out with a bang all the way to simply dying in a old age in your sleep.

How do you want to die?

don't say you don't want to die cause you will anyways so make it interesting

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Post n°2

Re: 1000 ways to die

by Andy Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:29 am

Suffocate in a pair of massive tits.

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Re: 1000 ways to die

by Cadbury Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:29 am

Neutral

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Re: 1000 ways to die

by Mason Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:29 am

Don't want to die.

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Post n°5

Re: 1000 ways to die

by Steadman Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:31 am

Drug fueled sex heart attack.

Rizzlekid16: Posts : 94
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Re: 1000 ways to die

by Rizzlekid16 Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:31 am

Liverpool wrote:Don't want to die.

-_-

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Post n°7

Re: 1000 ways to die

by Sean Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:36 am

I dunno, I guess doing something heroic.

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Post n°8

Re: 1000 ways to die

by Guest Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:40 am

I don't know.

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Post n°9

Re: 1000 ways to die

by CollieBuddz Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:07 am

Jessica Alba bouncing on my cock, while I'm smoking a joint, snorting gear off her tits, and having Stella injected directly into my veins.

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Re: 1000 ways to die

by Pippo Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:13 am

In a rocking chair doing a sudoku when my age is a 3 digit number.

I'll die a boring death.

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Re: 1000 ways to die

by Rizzlekid16 Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:16 am

I want to be stabbed and bleed to death

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Post n°12

Re: 1000 ways to die

by Pippo Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:17 am

Rizzlekid16 wrote:I want to be stabbed and bleed to death

Surely that would be one of the worst ways to die?

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Post n°13

Re: 1000 ways to die

by Rizzlekid16 Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:19 am

Pippo Inzaghi wrote:

Rizzlekid16 wrote:I want to be stabbed and bleed to death

Surely that would be one of the worst ways to die?

That it is but I don't know I want a slow painful death that way when I feel no more pain I know it's time for me to leave life behind

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Post n°14

Re: 1000 ways to die

by Pippo Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:22 am

Rizzlekid16 wrote:

Pippo Inzaghi wrote:

Surely that would be one of the worst ways to die?

That it is but I don't know I want a slow painful death that way when I feel no more pain I know it's time for me to leave life behind

A bullet to the head would be a shorter death. If you stab yourself, it is not guarenteed you die unless you stb yourself really deep or where there is a main artery or organ. You could stab yourself and be rolling around screaming with blood flooding out of you for 30 minuites Laughing

Laughing

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Re: 1000 ways to die

by Rizzlekid16 Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:24 am

Pippo Inzaghi wrote:

Rizzlekid16 wrote:

That it is but I don't know I want a slow painful death that way when I feel no more pain I know it's time for me to leave life behind

A bullet to the head would be a shorter death. If you stab yourself, it is not guarenteed you die unless you stb yourself really deep or where there is a main artery or organ. You could stab yourself and be rolling around screaming with blood flooding out of you for 30 minuites

I'm not really a gun person and i want someone else to stab me so I will bleed to death Very Happy

Very Happy

if i don't get medical attention and I die then I fulfilled my wish

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Post n°16

Re: 1000 ways to die

by Pippo Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:26 am

Rizzlekid16 wrote:

Pippo Inzaghi wrote:

A bullet to the head would be a shorter death. If you stab yourself, it is not guarenteed you die unless you stb yourself really deep or where there is a main artery or organ. You could stab yourself and be rolling around screaming with blood flooding out of you for 30 minuites

I'm not really a gun person and i want someone else to stab me so I will bleed to death if i don't get medical attention and I die then I fulfilled my wish

What would you like to be stabbed with? Needle, Pen, Machette?

The Zlatan: Posts : 10347

Post n°17

Re: 1000 ways to die

by The Zlatan Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:28 am

Fucking emo's facepalm

facepalm

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Post n°18

Re: 1000 ways to die

by Rizzlekid16 Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:29 am

Pippo Inzaghi wrote:

Rizzlekid16 wrote:

I'm not really a gun person and i want someone else to stab me so I will bleed to death if i don't get medical attention and I die then I fulfilled my wish

What would you like to be stabbed with? Needle, Pen, Machette?

A dagger.. something epic haha

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Re: 1000 ways to die

by Steadman Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:30 am

A fucking needle? rofl

rofl

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Re: 1000 ways to die

by Rizzlekid16 Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:31 am

Zlatan wrote:Fucking emo's

actually im a human analyst
I study human behaviors and compare them to other animals

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Post n°21

Re: 1000 ways to die

by Pippo Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:32 am

Rizzlekid16 wrote:

Zlatan wrote:Fucking emo's

actually im a human analysis
I study human behaviors and compare them to other animals

What animal would you compare yourself to? Bee?

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Post n°22

Re: 1000 ways to die

by The Zlatan Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:32 am

Don't you mean analyst?

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Post n°23

Re: 1000 ways to die

by Rizzlekid16 Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:37 am

Pippo Inzaghi wrote:

Rizzlekid16 wrote:

actually im a human analysis
I study human behaviors and compare them to other animals

What animal would you compare yourself to? Bee?

well our closest relative in the animal kingdom is a Bonobo

but at the moment I'm working on this research about reactions and such. and the human instinct of survival.

and yes I meant that

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Re: 1000 ways to die

by Guest Mon Dec 05, 2011 3:24 am

saving someone probably

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Re: 1000 ways to die

by LFC_Grunners Mon Dec 05, 2011 3:25 am

Smoke so much weed that my lungs collapse taxi

taxi

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Re: 1000 ways to die

by Guest Mon Dec 05, 2011 3:29 am

I want to fly a jet into the heart of the alien space ship, thus destroying it and saving humanity.

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Re: 1000 ways to die

by Sean Mon Dec 05, 2011 3:43 am

Cam wrote:I want to fly a jet into the heart of the alien space ship, thus destroying it and saving humanity.

Typical Cam, death by a violent,angry method.

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Post n°28

Re: 1000 ways to die

by Guest Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:16 am

Sean wrote:

Cam wrote:I want to fly a jet into the heart of the alien space ship, thus destroying it and saving humanity.

Typical Cam, death by a violent,angry method.

Laughing

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Post n°29

Re: 1000 ways to die

by SBSP Mon Dec 05, 2011 6:44 am

Probably from natural causes while I'm sleeping in my own bed. Neutral

Neutral

Sean wrote:

Cam wrote:I want to fly a jet into the heart of the alien space ship, thus destroying it and saving humanity.

Typical Cam, death by a violent,angry method.

Laughing

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Post n°30

Re: 1000 ways to die

by Guest Mon Dec 05, 2011 7:30 am

Playing a set of Tennis with Nadal.

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