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    Post by Kuled Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:18 pm

    Mal wrote:
    A Zimbabwe man has told a court that the prostitute he hired turned into a donkey overnight, and now he is "seriously in love."
    Sunday Moyo, 28, was caught having sex with a donkey early Sunday morning, according to the New Zimbabwe news website. While appearing in court on bestiality charges, he told the magistrate a tale that reportedly "had the court in stitches."
    Police said they found Moyo having sex with a donkey tied to a tree outside his home in Zvishavane, a mining town near Masvingo, on Sunday at around 4 a.m., the New Zimbabwe says.
    In court, Moyo admitted to the sex act, but explained that the donkey was in fact a prostitute he had earlier hired for $20 at a local nightclub.
    "I don’t know how she then became a donkey," Moyo is reported to have told the court. "I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested."
    The experience appears to have been a sexual awakening for Moyo, who now says he is in love with the beast.
    "I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey," Moyo said, according to state-run newspaper The Herald, as cited by Agence France-Presse.
    Moyo will remain in custody until Thursday. The magistrate has ordered that he be examined by psychiatrists.
    rofl
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    Post by Guest Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:19 pm

    rofl @ Mal's post
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    Post by Cadbury Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:21 pm

    I don't find it funny.
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    Post by Guest Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:22 pm

    Cadbury wrote:I don't find it funny.
    As soon as I saw that you posted I knew it'd be something like this.
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    Post by VivaRonaldoLAD Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:23 pm

    If anyone is watching the Prem years 02-03 on Sky,Im about to be shown on it at the United vs Charlton game. Crazy
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    Post by Sean Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:28 pm

    Uniteds team was great back then, should have won the CL.
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    Post by VivaRonaldoLAD Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:29 pm

    It was Beckham's last ever home game too. Happy Tears
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    Post by Guest Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:31 pm

    http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion/blogs/football-banter/Picture-of-Manchester-City-striker-Mario-Balotelli-browsing-x-rated-porn-magazines-while-out-shopping-article821120.html
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    Post by Sean Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:34 pm

    Henry back then was just sexual, his celebrations and everything.
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    Post by VivaRonaldoLAD Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:35 pm

    Watching us at Highbury Love
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    Post by Kuled Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:37 pm

    O'shea at Highbury not worthy
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    Post by Guest Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:39 pm

    Just lost 6-1 to Man City on Career Mode Dry Smile
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    Post by VivaRonaldoLAD Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:44 pm

    LOOOOOOOOOL There I was not worthy
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    Post by Kuled Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:44 pm

    Forest wrote:Just lost 6-1 to Man City on Career Mode Chat Thread - Page 24 537999
    Alright Fergie?
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    Post by Kuled Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:46 pm

    VivaRonaldo wrote:Kuled Chat Thread - Page 24 70955

    VivaRonaldo wrote:Valencia is so poor man

    Kuled wrote:Owen's so poor man Neutral

    VivaRonaldo wrote:OH HAWT DAYUMMMMMM

    Kuled wrote:Didn't see Valencia's goal until now. Hot damn!

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    That doesnt change the fact hes been poor.

    Kuled wrote:1 goal doesn't change the fact that he's fucking shit.


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    Post by Guest Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:46 pm

    Kuled wrote:O'shea at Highbury not worthy
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    Post by VivaRonaldoLAD Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:47 pm

    Hall of Fame, Kuled. rofl
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    Post by Kuled Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:55 pm

    kyro7 wrote:
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    The technique, the celebration, the game not worthy
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    Post by Gegilworld93 Wed Oct 26, 2011 11:00 pm

    Mal wrote:
    A Zimbabwe man has told a court that the prostitute he hired turned into a donkey overnight, and now he is "seriously in love."
    Sunday Moyo, 28, was caught having sex with a donkey early Sunday morning, according to the New Zimbabwe news website. While appearing in court on bestiality charges, he told the magistrate a tale that reportedly "had the court in stitches."
    Police said they found Moyo having sex with a donkey tied to a tree outside his home in Zvishavane, a mining town near Masvingo, on Sunday at around 4 a.m., the New Zimbabwe says.
    In court, Moyo admitted to the sex act, but explained that the donkey was in fact a prostitute he had earlier hired for $20 at a local nightclub.
    "I don’t know how she then became a donkey," Moyo is reported to have told the court. "I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested."
    The experience appears to have been a sexual awakening for Moyo, who now says he is in love with the beast.
    "I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey," Moyo said, according to state-run newspaper The Herald, as cited by Agence France-Presse.
    Moyo will remain in custody until Thursday. The magistrate has ordered that he be examined by psychiatrists.
    best excuse ever rofl

    Why does he have to be Zimbabwean though Dry Smile
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    Post by Jack Wed Oct 26, 2011 11:07 pm

    Only 7 hours. rub hands
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    Post by Kuled Wed Oct 26, 2011 11:12 pm

    CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
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    Post by Guest Wed Oct 26, 2011 11:12 pm

    64 - Xavi has only attempted fewer than 100 passes in 1 of 9 La Liga matches in 2011-12 (64 v Villarreal - he played 34 minutes). Metronome.

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    Post by Kuled Wed Oct 26, 2011 11:14 pm

    Neutral
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    Post by Jack Wed Oct 26, 2011 11:15 pm

    Kuled wrote:CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA

    Thank you for reminding me it will be acceptable to wear a neck warmer and earmuffs against the rent boys.
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    Post by Gegilworld93 Wed Oct 26, 2011 11:20 pm

    Kuled wrote:CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
    fantastic chant rofl
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    Post by Jack Wed Oct 26, 2011 11:21 pm

    No Drogba, Bosingwa, Cole, Meireles or Ramires.
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    Post by VivaRonaldoLAD Wed Oct 26, 2011 11:22 pm

    Jack wrote:No Drogba, Bosingwa, Cole, Meireles or Ramires.

    or Terry.
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    Post by Kuled Wed Oct 26, 2011 11:23 pm

    Jack wrote:No Drogba, Bosingwa, Cole, Meireles or Ramires.
    Hope you play your best team tonight, then we can smash you on the weekend shifty
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    Post by Jack Wed Oct 26, 2011 11:25 pm

    Kuled wrote:
    Jack wrote:No Drogba, Bosingwa, Cole, Meireles or Ramires.
    Hope you play your best team tonight, then we can smash you on the weekend shifty

    Hopefully, I'd take the inevitable defeat to United in exchange for smashing Torres' backdoors in.

    In front of 38,000 who hate him to death.
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    Post by Guest Wed Oct 26, 2011 11:33 pm

    Jack wrote:
    Kuled wrote:Hope you play your best team tonight, then we can smash you on the weekend shifty

    Hopefully, I'd take the inevitable defeat to United in exchange for smashing Torres' backdoors in.

    In front of 38,000 who hate him to death.

    so much hatred for a small club. Rolling Eyes

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