Mal wrote:A Zimbabwe man has told a court that the prostitute he hired turned into a donkey overnight, and now he is "seriously in love."
Sunday Moyo, 28, was caught having sex with a donkey early Sunday morning, according to the New Zimbabwe news website. While appearing in court on bestiality charges, he told the magistrate a tale that reportedly "had the court in stitches."
Police said they found Moyo having sex with a donkey tied to a tree outside his home in Zvishavane, a mining town near Masvingo, on Sunday at around 4 a.m., the New Zimbabwe says.
In court, Moyo admitted to the sex act, but explained that the donkey was in fact a prostitute he had earlier hired for $20 at a local nightclub.
"I don’t know how she then became a donkey," Moyo is reported to have told the court. "I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested."
The experience appears to have been a sexual awakening for Moyo, who now says he is in love with the beast.
"I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey," Moyo said, according to state-run newspaper The Herald, as cited by Agence France-Presse.
Moyo will remain in custody until Thursday. The magistrate has ordered that he be examined by psychiatrists.
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best excuse everMal wrote:A Zimbabwe man has told a court that the prostitute he hired turned into a donkey overnight, and now he is "seriously in love."
Sunday Moyo, 28, was caught having sex with a donkey early Sunday morning, according to the New Zimbabwe news website. While appearing in court on bestiality charges, he told the magistrate a tale that reportedly "had the court in stitches."
Police said they found Moyo having sex with a donkey tied to a tree outside his home in Zvishavane, a mining town near Masvingo, on Sunday at around 4 a.m., the New Zimbabwe says.
In court, Moyo admitted to the sex act, but explained that the donkey was in fact a prostitute he had earlier hired for $20 at a local nightclub.
"I don’t know how she then became a donkey," Moyo is reported to have told the court. "I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested."
The experience appears to have been a sexual awakening for Moyo, who now says he is in love with the beast.
"I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey," Moyo said, according to state-run newspaper The Herald, as cited by Agence France-Presse.
Moyo will remain in custody until Thursday. The magistrate has ordered that he be examined by psychiatrists.
Why does he have to be Zimbabwean though
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Kuled wrote:Hope you play your best team tonight, then we can smash you on the weekendJack wrote:No Drogba, Bosingwa, Cole, Meireles or Ramires.
Hopefully, I'd take the inevitable defeat to United in exchange for smashing Torres' backdoors in.
In front of 38,000 who hate him to death.
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Jack wrote:Kuled wrote:Hope you play your best team tonight, then we can smash you on the weekend
Hopefully, I'd take the inevitable defeat to United in exchange for smashing Torres' backdoors in.
In front of 38,000 who hate him to death.
so much hatred for a small club.