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Kuled wrote:When are we going to stop talking about religion?

Chris wrote:Kem did Balo get to you? Dat sig.

Chris wrote:Kem did Balo get to you? Dat sig.

kyro7 wrote:

Chris wrote:Kem did Balo get to you? Dat sig.

Didn't particularly get to me, just a reminder.

Chris wrote:

kyro7 wrote:Didn't particularly get to me, just a reminder.

Can u make one for Arsenal with feelsbadman.jpeg in every one of em?

Kuled wrote:When are we going to stop talking about religion?

James wrote:Why does your sig say '[REMOVED BY MODERATOR DEMAND]'

Who's Moderator Demand?

Mc Babel wrote:Good Morning, Good Morning.

Danny wrote:

Mc Babel wrote:Good Morning, Good Morning.

Hello.

IIBentII39 wrote:I had a horrible dream about prom last night :/

I'd ordered my suit but it hadn't been delivered in time, so everyone was meeting round mine to get ready and the car was coming to my house, turns out that everyone was ready and I had to tell everyone about me not being able to go because of my suit
The girl I was going with turned up all excited and I had to tell her, then she told me this was the last time she would probably ever see because she was moving away the next day and she went off crying

It was bloody depressing.

Danny wrote:

IIBentII39 wrote:I had a horrible dream about prom last night :/

I'd ordered my suit but it hadn't been delivered in time, so everyone was meeting round mine to get ready and the car was coming to my house, turns out that everyone was ready and I had to tell everyone about me not being able to go because of my suit
The girl I was going with turned up all excited and I had to tell her, then she told me this was the last time she would probably ever see because she was moving away the next day and she went off crying

It was bloody depressing.

Good lord. I genuinely thought you said you'd dreamed about porn.

Liverpool wrote:

Danny wrote:Good lord. I genuinely thought you said you'd dreamed about porn.

Danny wrote:

IIBentII39 wrote:I had a horrible dream about prom last night :/

I'd ordered my suit but it hadn't been delivered in time, so everyone was meeting round mine to get ready and the car was coming to my house, turns out that everyone was ready and I had to tell everyone about me not being able to go because of my suit
The girl I was going with turned up all excited and I had to tell her, then she told me this was the last time she would probably ever see because she was moving away the next day and she went off crying

It was bloody depressing.

Good lord. I genuinely thought you said you'd dreamed about porn.

RobbieSavageIsA... wrote:

Danny wrote:Good lord. I genuinely thought you said you'd dreamed about porn.

That's the likelier story.

A Zimbabwe man has told a court that the prostitute he hired turned into a donkey overnight, and now he is "seriously in love."
Sunday Moyo, 28, was caught having sex with a donkey early Sunday morning, according to the New Zimbabwe news website. While appearing in court on bestiality charges, he told the magistrate a tale that reportedly "had the court in stitches."
Police said they found Moyo having sex with a donkey tied to a tree outside his home in Zvishavane, a mining town near Masvingo, on Sunday at around 4 a.m., the New Zimbabwe says. 
In court, Moyo admitted to the sex act, but explained that the donkey was in fact a prostitute he had earlier hired for $20 at a local nightclub.
"I don’t know how she then became a donkey," Moyo is reported to have told the court. "I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested."
The experience appears to have been a sexual awakening for Moyo, who now says he is in love with the beast.
"I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey," Moyo said, according to state-run newspaper The Herald, as cited by Agence France-Presse.
Moyo will remain in custody until Thursday. The magistrate has ordered that he be examined by psychiatrists.

Mal wrote:

A Zimbabwe man has told a court that the prostitute he hired turned into a donkey overnight, and now he is "seriously in love."
Sunday Moyo, 28, was caught having sex with a donkey early Sunday morning, according to the New Zimbabwe news website. While appearing in court on bestiality charges, he told the magistrate a tale that reportedly "had the court in stitches."
Police said they found Moyo having sex with a donkey tied to a tree outside his home in Zvishavane, a mining town near Masvingo, on Sunday at around 4 a.m., the New Zimbabwe says.
In court, Moyo admitted to the sex act, but explained that the donkey was in fact a prostitute he had earlier hired for $20 at a local nightclub.
"I don’t know how she then became a donkey," Moyo is reported to have told the court. "I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested."
The experience appears to have been a sexual awakening for Moyo, who now says he is in love with the beast.
"I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey," Moyo said, according to state-run newspaper The Herald, as cited by Agence France-Presse.
Moyo will remain in custody until Thursday. The magistrate has ordered that he be examined by psychiatrists.

Mal wrote:

A Zimbabwe man has told a court that the prostitute he hired turned into a donkey overnight, and now he is "seriously in love."
Sunday Moyo, 28, was caught having sex with a donkey early Sunday morning, according to the New Zimbabwe news website. While appearing in court on bestiality charges, he told the magistrate a tale that reportedly "had the court in stitches."
Police said they found Moyo having sex with a donkey tied to a tree outside his home in Zvishavane, a mining town near Masvingo, on Sunday at around 4 a.m., the New Zimbabwe says. 
In court, Moyo admitted to the sex act, but explained that the donkey was in fact a prostitute he had earlier hired for $20 at a local nightclub.
"I don’t know how she then became a donkey," Moyo is reported to have told the court. "I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested."
The experience appears to have been a sexual awakening for Moyo, who now says he is in love with the beast.
"I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey," Moyo said, according to state-run newspaper The Herald, as cited by Agence France-Presse.
Moyo will remain in custody until Thursday. The magistrate has ordered that he be examined by psychiatrists.

A Zimbabwe man has told a court that the prostitute he hired turned into a donkey overnight