The Gambler's Grill

Zzonked wrote:Just don't start on roulette, I'm probably like £200 down because of that.

I never had the intention of doing that, I'm losing at the moment because it's a hard time of the season to bet not because of a robot that is programmed to only pay out a certain amount.

I was going to go to a casino yesterday but my mate is broke.

Internet roulette isn't programmed, they have to do it randomly for legal reasons. The odds are just in their favour.

Zzonked wrote:Just don't start on roulette, I'm probably like £200 down because of that.

I was wondering about this. 2 of my friends took looooads out of 2 bookies playing Roulette last Sunday.

Walcott wrote:

Zzonked wrote:Just don't start on roulette, I'm probably like £200 down because of that.

I was wondering about this. 2 of my friends took looooads out of 2 bookies playing Roulette last Sunday.

My advice is don't start, you always end up losing.

Zzonked wrote:Internet roulette isn't programmed, they have to do it randomly for legal reasons. The odds are just in their favour.

It's still a 99% loser game though, my mate won £100 somehow and he quit he's seen all of the addicts in the bookies losing so much money.

Zzonked wrote:

Walcott wrote:
I was wondering about this. 2 of my friends took looooads out of 2 bookies playing Roulette last Sunday.

My advice is don't start, you always end up losing.

I think betting always ends up with losing money. My friend was on £3500 on Roulette but went down to £3000 and walked out.

Theo Filippo wrote:

Zzonked wrote:Internet roulette isn't programmed, they have to do it randomly for legal reasons. The odds are just in their favour.

It's still a 99% loser game though, my mate won £100 somehow and he quit he's seen all of the addicts in the bookies losing so much money.

The reason that you always lose is that the bookies have infinite money to put up (in comparison to you anyway) and if you keep betting against them, usually in increasing amounts including all the money you've won, then you're bound to lose it all.

Zzonked wrote:Internet roulette isn't programmed, they have to do it randomly for legal reasons. The odds are just in their favour.

I know that on the roulette machines in bookies...it's random-ish...but there is a set payout ratio...so the bookies are guaranteed to make money on it.

I've managed to turn that free fiver into 48.89 so I'll just do one more small bet to make my 50 quid then I'll withdraw. No point losing it by taking a risk really.

Right I think I will put £3.89 on West Ham to win at Leicester (5/4) which will see me over the 50 quid, job done.

Give me your money now.

I ended up doing £2 on West Ham and £1.89 on an accumulator of Eintracht Frankfurt, Bastia and Varese which pays £7 or something. If they both win I'll take £50 out and keep going with the other £8 or so.

Strong implosion from the useless eyetie bastards.

I want to be old enough to bet and lose all my money!

Well my accy lost but West Ham won, meaning I now have £49.50. I'll probably put enough on Barca tomorrow to make the 50p I need.

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:Well my accy lost but West Ham won, meaning I now have £49.50. I'll probably put enough on Barca tomorrow to make the 50p I need.

Napoli are away at Lecce tomorrow who are 18th, Napoli are 11/8 to win, very good value there.

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My £10 free on Betvictor has been used on this.

You lost that with us to win

Put 50p on Arsenal de Sarandi at 6/4, they kick off at midnight or something so hopefully I wake up to the magic 50 bar! If not then maybe a Napoli/Real double tomorrow.

King Carlos wrote:You lost that with us to win

There odds are worth quite a bit so I thought fuck it.

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:Put 50p on Arsenal de Sarandi at 6/4, they kick off at midnight or something so hopefully I wake up to the magic 50 bar! If not then maybe a Napoli/Real double tomorrow.

Those guys nearly fucked up my bet before their outfield player saved a penalty against Fluminese.

I might throw another £10 on Barca, Madrid, Lazio, Napoli, Bilbao and Juve all to win which returns £155.

That sounds good on paper but you can never trust them all to win at once! How did you get £10 free on BetVictor?

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:That sounds good on paper but you can never trust them all to win at once! How did you get £10 free on BetVictor?

I placed a £10 bet but it had to be evens or better, just do it on a goalscorer market or use it on Napoli who play Lecce on Wednesday.

Would have been ideal to stick that on West 'aaamm tonight at 5/4!

29 quid on Sizing Europe in the 5.30 at Punchestown.

With the 40 pound I got off Chelsea beating Barca I'm thinking of putting a tenner on Chelsea win tonight at 9/1, 20 on Chelsea to qualify at 7/4 which will give me 35 profit and a tenner on a draw which would give me 55 profit.. and if Chelsea either draw or win they qualify as well, not sure though.

Best possible outcome would be 125 whilst losing 10 on one bet, if Barca win but Chelsea qualify I'll get my 20 I placed plus 35 profit back so I will have still gained.

My account on Paddy Power is still suspended even though I sent proof of age to them like, 2 days ago. How long do these things normally take?

Fuck Paddy Power, I'm still suspended. Signed up to William Hill now.

Wondering if I should put 10 quid on Chelsea winning tonight's game. Would give me 100 quid back if they do .. and if they don't .. losing 10 quid is not really a big deal to me ..

Paddy power is utterly awful odds anyway, you're better off not on there.

Sizing Europe storms to victory, nice £15 profit there. That takes me to £63.50 of someone elses money, very nice. I was texting my mate earlier about withdrawing 40 and he just said 'money makes money' so now I'm not sure what I'll do.

Will definitely have a punt of some from on the Barca game tonight.

Paddypower are doing free £10 bets at the moment.



Found this, went on the live chat thing and they activated it.. I laid it on Madrid/Bayern draw, Barca, Bilbao, Juve and Napoli which returns £227 I don't overly expect a draw out of the first game but I did that as insurance if my other 2 accumulators fuck up.

0-0 at the Nou Camp tonight is 20/1, worth a couple of quid. Betting for the Vile at home to Bolton too, will do first goalscorer when the teams come out.

CoVkId01 wrote:0-0 at the Nou Camp tonight is 20/1, worth a couple of quid. Betting for the Vile at home to Bolton too, will do first goalscorer when the teams come out.

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Seriously though I'd go for Weimann.