Danny wrote:Yeah, I'm gonna ask my mum where abouts she was born because some cunt on the internet wants to know.Ben 10 wrote:Danny wrote:I actually don't know.Ben 10 wrote:Danny wrote:My mum was actually born in Preston.
Why have you never told me this before?
And Jamie, she's not really. I actually thought it was about something completely different until last month.
Preston is a great place to be born.
Ask her if she was born in Sharoe Green?
Cunt.
Fuck that.Moorzy2911 wrote:My dad just cancelled Sky..
Moorzy2911 wrote:My dad just cancelled Sky..
Moorzy2911 wrote:My dad just cancelled Sky..
Danny wrote:Fuck that.Moorzy2911 wrote:My dad just cancelled Sky..
Because I felt like it, so fuck off.Sean wrote:Danny wrote:Fuck that.Moorzy2911 wrote:My dad just cancelled Sky..
Why even bother saying that anymore, we could imagine what your response would be.
At least if you get with this bird of yours, she won't have to stop you from watching football.Moorzy2911 wrote:And it expires on the 23rd of September, coincidentally Everton's first televised game is Manchester City vs. Everton on the 24th.
SUCK MY FUCKING BOLLOCKS MAN.
Ben 10 wrote:Moorzy2911 wrote:My dad just cancelled Sky..
What did the thick cunt do that for?
Don't know why you're so bothered that I swear. Get over it.Sean wrote:Such a bad man you are Danny.
I know.Mal wrote:Danny, you need some vagina.
Ben 10 wrote:Danny wrote:I actually don't know.Ben 10 wrote:Danny wrote:My mum was actually born in Preston.Ben 10 wrote:
Lucky cunt, you get to go past Preston.
Why have you never told me this before?
And Jamie, she's not really. I actually thought it was about something completely different until last month.
Preston is a great place to be born.
Ask her if she was born in Sharoe Green?
Danny wrote:At least if you get with this bird of yours, she won't have to stop you from watching football.Moorzy2911 wrote:And it expires on the 23rd of September, coincidentally Everton's first televised game is Manchester City vs. Everton on the 24th.
SUCK MY FUCKING BOLLOCKS MAN.
Mal wrote:Danny, you need some vagina.
Ben 10 wrote:Danny wrote:Yeah, I'm gonna ask my mum where abouts she was born because some cunt on the internet wants to know.Ben 10 wrote:Danny wrote:I actually don't know.Ben 10 wrote:
Why have you never told me this before?
And Jamie, she's not really. I actually thought it was about something completely different until last month.
Preston is a great place to be born.
Ask her if she was born in Sharoe Green?
Danny wrote:Wait, what's it actually meant to mean?Moorzy2911 wrote:Danny wrote:What a heap of a bollocks.Moorzy2911 wrote:I'm usually an xxxxx'er but I was doing it and she said you should do xoxo because it has a better meaning and it stuck.
I never can see it, in the xoxo.
It confuses me, aren't the arms supposed to be the o?
I just usually copy the number of kisses they send me.
Mal wrote:Danny wrote:Wait, what's it actually meant to mean?Moorzy2911 wrote:Danny wrote:What a heap of a bollocks.Moorzy2911 wrote:I'm usually an xxxxx'er but I was doing it and she said you should do xoxo because it has a better meaning and it stuck.
I never can see it, in the xoxo.
It confuses me, aren't the arms supposed to be the o?
I just usually copy the number of kisses they send me.
None then.
Lucky you. I can't remember the last time the missus sent me a nice text.
I think she's been shagging Kyro. She's so aggressive. Typical conversation:
James wrote:Danny wrote:Wait, what's it actually meant to mean?Moorzy2911 wrote:Danny wrote:What a heap of a bollocks.Moorzy2911 wrote:I'm usually an xxxxx'er but I was doing it and she said you should do xoxo because it has a better meaning and it stuck.
I never can see it, in the xoxo.
It confuses me, aren't the arms supposed to be the o?
I just usually copy the number of kisses they send me.Mal wrote:Danny wrote:Wait, what's it actually meant to mean?Moorzy2911 wrote:Danny wrote:What a heap of a bollocks.
I never can see it, in the xoxo.
It confuses me, aren't the arms supposed to be the o?
I just usually copy the number of kisses they send me.
None then.
Lucky you. I can't remember the last time the missus sent me a nice text.
I think she's been shagging Kyro. She's so aggressive. Typical conversation:
How do you do that? Show the texts on the internet?
ResurrectionRooney wrote:Ben 10 wrote:Danny wrote:I actually don't know.Ben 10 wrote:Danny wrote:My mum was actually born in Preston.
Why have you never told me this before?
And Jamie, she's not really. I actually thought it was about something completely different until last month.
Preston is a great place to be born.
Ask her if she was born in Sharoe Green?
Everyone in Preston was born in Sharoe Green.
Jamieb08 wrote:Ben 10 wrote:Danny wrote:Yeah, I'm gonna ask my mum where abouts she was born because some cunt on the internet wants to know.Ben 10 wrote:Danny wrote:I actually don't know.
And Jamie, she's not really. I actually thought it was about something completely different until last month.
Preston is a great place to be born.
Ask her if she was born in Sharoe Green?
Chorley > Preston
Moorzy2911 wrote:EVERTON PLAYERS SIGNED: 0.
Fucking hysterical excuse of a football club.
Press the sleep and home button at the same time then it screenshots your phone.James wrote:How do you do that? Show the texts on the internet?
Ben 10 wrote:ResurrectionRooney wrote:Ben 10 wrote:Danny wrote:I actually don't know.Ben 10 wrote:
Why have you never told me this before?
And Jamie, she's not really. I actually thought it was about something completely different until last month.
Preston is a great place to be born.
Ask her if she was born in Sharoe Green?
Everyone in Preston was born in Sharoe Green.
We have Royal Preston Hospital too.....
Ben 10 wrote:ResurrectionRooney wrote:Ben 10 wrote:Danny wrote:I actually don't know.Ben 10 wrote:
Why have you never told me this before?
And Jamie, she's not really. I actually thought it was about something completely different until last month.
Preston is a great place to be born.
Ask her if she was born in Sharoe Green?
Everyone in Preston was born in Sharoe Green.
We have Royal Preston Hospital too.....Jamieb08 wrote:Ben 10 wrote:Danny wrote:Yeah, I'm gonna ask my mum where abouts she was born because some cunt on the internet wants to know.Ben 10 wrote:
Preston is a great place to be born.
Ask her if she was born in Sharoe Green?
Chorley > Preston
Fuck off.
kyro7 wrote:Press the sleep and home button at the same time then it screenshots your phone.James wrote:How do you do that? Show the texts on the internet?
James wrote:Till what flashes? It just asks me to turn my phone off.
Just press both buttons at the same time, like press down on both at the same time, it'll make a camera noise and flash.James wrote:Till what flashes? It just asks me to turn my phone off.
James wrote:kyro7 wrote:Press the sleep and home button at the same time then it screenshots your phone.James wrote:How do you do that? Show the texts on the internet?
Wtfs the sleep button?
