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Ben 10 wrote:Did you sleep on the Sofa Mal?

Ben 10 wrote:Did you sleep on the Sofa Mal?

ClarkY wrote:

Burytilidie wrote:

ClarkY wrote:

Burytilidie wrote:

ClarkY wrote:

My old school called me and said 4 new Greek kids are joining in September, if they pay me will I go over to teach them? So I said yes, as I never get paid for writing articles (Sometimes, not often) I went over, starting teaching them when the Sister (Eva) walked in, she was cute, so I started speaking with her, last night asked if she wanted to meet up so here we are

Ah well the greeks are known to be fit but what i don't get is why would you have to do 10 hours for free?

Well, could you imagine charging your GF for something, that is what it would be. & Seeing her more = More time teaching.

Oh i didn't know she took part in the classes, Well 10 hours for free is a long time.

No she doesn't, her brothers and sisters do, so if I go round to hers, I would probably have to teach them, seeing as I would be seeing her longer, it means I teach them longer.

Moorzy2911 wrote:

badham21 wrote:

Moorzy2911 wrote:Yeah it is hugs and kisses, I know as soon as I do a good old fashioned wank I'll forget of her, but I can't because I'm on two-weeks so far and my reaction times will be great for football at the weekend.

wait what? it decreases your reaction times?

Yes that's why Footballers have a sex schedule.

Mal wrote:

Ben 10 wrote:Did you sleep on the Sofa Mal?

No. If I'm in the dog house, I stay out.

Sean wrote:No matter how much I try and wear the trousers, she always wins.


Ammaright guys?!

Mal wrote:

Ben 10 wrote:Did you sleep on the Sofa Mal?

No. If I'm in the dog house, I stay out.

Ben 10 wrote:

Mal wrote:

Ben 10 wrote:Did you sleep on the Sofa Mal?

No. If I'm in the dog house, I stay out.

So you're not at home now?

dena wrote:

Mal wrote:

Ben 10 wrote:Did you sleep on the Sofa Mal?

No. If I'm in the dog house, I stay out.

Fuck a dog house and fuck the couch.

badham21 wrote:

ClarkY wrote:

Burytilidie wrote:

ClarkY wrote:

Burytilidie wrote:
Ah well the greeks are known to be fit but what i don't get is why would you have to do 10 hours for free?

Well, could you imagine charging your GF for something, that is what it would be. & Seeing her more = More time teaching.

Oh i didn't know she took part in the classes, Well 10 hours for free is a long time.

No she doesn't, her brothers and sisters do, so if I go round to hers, I would probably have to teach them, seeing as I would be seeing her longer, it means I teach them longer.

how about you invite her to yours all the time, thus avoiding the teaching

Mal wrote:

Sean wrote:No matter how much I try and wear the trousers, she always wins.


Ammaright guys?!

You'll get control eventually. I allow my missus to control the TV and that is it. Unless football is on, of course.

Sean wrote:Danny tries to be Kyro.

Mal wrote:

dena wrote:

Mal wrote:

Ben 10 wrote:Did you sleep on the Sofa Mal?

No. If I'm in the dog house, I stay out.

Fuck a dog house and fuck the couch.

I tried fucking the couch but I got friction burns.

Mal wrote:

dena wrote:

Mal wrote:

Ben 10 wrote:Did you sleep on the Sofa Mal?

No. If I'm in the dog house, I stay out.

Fuck a dog house and fuck the couch.

I tried fucking the couch but I got friction burns.

Moorzy2911 wrote:

Mal wrote:

Sean wrote:No matter how much I try and wear the trousers, she always wins.


Ammaright guys?!

You'll get control eventually. I allow my missus to control the TV and that is it. Unless football is on, of course.

I hope you let her control the kitchen too.

Ben 10 wrote:

Danny wrote:

Ben 10 wrote:

Lucky cunt, you get to go past Preston.

My mum was actually born in Preston.

Why have you never told me this before?

Sean wrote:Yea, she only let's me watch Chelsea games or she guilts me into turning it over, haven't seen MOTD at the proper time yet this season.

ClarkY wrote:

badham21 wrote:

ClarkY wrote:

Burytilidie wrote:

ClarkY wrote:

Well, could you imagine charging your GF for something, that is what it would be. & Seeing her more = More time teaching.

Oh i didn't know she took part in the classes, Well 10 hours for free is a long time.

No she doesn't, her brothers and sisters do, so if I go round to hers, I would probably have to teach them, seeing as I would be seeing her longer, it means I teach them longer.

how about you invite her to yours all the time, thus avoiding the teaching

Well, I could, but then again, my parents are freaks, every second they would be talking to us, then my Twin brother is even worse. I would rather do 10 hours they spent time here, unless it is at night.

badham21 wrote:

ClarkY wrote:

badham21 wrote:

ClarkY wrote:

Burytilidie wrote:
Oh i didn't know she took part in the classes, Well 10 hours for free is a long time.

No she doesn't, her brothers and sisters do, so if I go round to hers, I would probably have to teach them, seeing as I would be seeing her longer, it means I teach them longer.

how about you invite her to yours all the time, thus avoiding the teaching

Well, I could, but then again, my parents are freaks, every second they would be talking to us, then my Twin brother is even worse. I would rather do 10 hours they spent time here, unless it is at night.

do you hate teaching the kids? like really cant stand doing it?

Moorzy2911 wrote:If I had a girlfriend who wouldn't let me watch MOTD or Football I'd tell her to fuck off, you'se all sound like you're married or something.

Danny wrote:

Ben 10 wrote:

Danny wrote:

Ben 10 wrote:

Lucky cunt, you get to go past Preston.

My mum was actually born in Preston.

Why have you never told me this before?

I actually don't know.

And Jamie, she's not really. I actually thought it was about something completely different until last month.

Mal wrote:

Moorzy2911 wrote:If I had a girlfriend who wouldn't let me watch MOTD or Football I'd tell her to fuck off, you'se all sound like you're married or something.

I'm engaged.

ClarkY wrote:

badham21 wrote:

ClarkY wrote:

badham21 wrote:

ClarkY wrote:

No she doesn't, her brothers and sisters do, so if I go round to hers, I would probably have to teach them, seeing as I would be seeing her longer, it means I teach them longer.

how about you invite her to yours all the time, thus avoiding the teaching

Well, I could, but then again, my parents are freaks, every second they would be talking to us, then my Twin brother is even worse. I would rather do 10 hours they spent time here, unless it is at night.

do you hate teaching the kids? like really cant stand doing it?

Well, they learn about 3 words a day, and very basic ones, so, yes.

Moorzy2911 wrote:If I had a girlfriend who wouldn't let me watch MOTD or Football I'd tell her to fuck off, you'se all sound like you're married or something.

Ben 10 wrote:

Danny wrote:

Ben 10 wrote:

Danny wrote:

Ben 10 wrote:

Lucky cunt, you get to go past Preston.

My mum was actually born in Preston.

Why have you never told me this before?

I actually don't know.

And Jamie, she's not really. I actually thought it was about something completely different until last month.

Preston is a great place to be born.

Ask her if she was born in Sharoe Green?

Sean wrote:

Moorzy2911 wrote:If I had a girlfriend who wouldn't let me watch MOTD or Football I'd tell her to fuck off, you'se all sound like you're married or something.

I'd rather keep my gf and watch it on the Sunday