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Danny-
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Just made some barbecue beef noodles. Fucking fantastic.
Ben 10-
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http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/sport/8863644.Record_Ray_delighted_for_Burnley_penalty_ace
This was made earlier in the year, never knew he scored so many.
This was made earlier in the year, never knew he scored so many.
Record Ray delighted for Burnley penalty ace
FORMER West Ham full back Ray Stewart has one good reason not to be
too disappointed about seeing his phenomenal penalty record overtaken by
Graham Alexander – but he hopes the Burnley veteran is
not spot on once more on Monday.
Alexander passed Stewart’s milestone of 76 converted penalties when he
scored from 12 yards in the FA Cup third round win against Port Vale
last month, and will hope to be involved in another cup
success when the Clarets travel to Upton Park to face West Ham in the last 16.
If definitive records for penalty kicks are hard to come by, Stewart
was always regarded by many as the standard bearer in that field – but
he insists he does not mind losing that honour to
Alexander.
“He’s a Scotsman so I’m not bothered,” laughed the 51-year-old, who hails from Perthshire.
“If it had been an Englishman it might have been different.
“Obviously against West Ham I hope he doesn’t score, but at any other
time I wish him well because it’s good for people to achieve things in
life.
“He has done very well, although he’s copied me!”
Inspired by a miss in Scunth-orpe’s penalty shoot-out defeat to
Blackpool in the Fourth Division play-off final at Wembley in 1992,
Alexander has since scored a remarkable 77 of his 83 penalties.
Matt Le Tissier may have missed only once during his career, but his
tally of 48 falls well short – with prolific penalty taker Alan Shearer
also shy of the totals held by Alexander and Stewart.
Typically modest, Alexander always seem a little reluctant to talk
about his penalty feats, even though it is usually one of the topics of
conversation when the 39-year-old meets the media.
Stewart, who converted 76 of his 86 spot kicks, knows from experience
that the questions will continue long into his retirement.
It may get a little repetitive, but he admits he is glad to be reminded of something he can be proud of.
“I do a few question and answer sessions and people still ask me about
it a lot,” said the former Scotland international, who represented West
Ham between 1979 and 1991.
“It’s something I have to live with, like Gordon Smith always gets asked about missing for Brighton in the FA Cup final.
“But I don’t get fed up of it. It’s nice to be remembered for achieving somethings.
“People always used to say that I was catching up Phil Neal’s record
and then that I’d gone past it, but it was only from them telling me how
many I’d scored that I knew.
“People think I just used to blast it but I practised a lot, taking penalties in front of a goal with a cone towards one side.
“I took penalties because I liked to take responsibility as a leader and I think people did appreciate that.
“They knew that nine times out of 10 I would score.
“I only missed about one a season, which I think was pretty decent.”
Stewart, now living back in Scotland and working for Volvo Trucks,
often travels to Upton Park to do corporate hospitality work but will be
unable to attend Monday’s match.
“It has been mixed fortunes for West Ham this season,” he said.
“Burnley will be motivated and will have nothing to lose.
“West Ham had a good Carling Cup run and hopefully they can have a good FA Cup run.
“But the most important thing for them is to stay in the Premier League.”
ShakerMatty-
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Can you be any age for take it like a fan? I remember watching it and i was pretty good at every round.
Mouse-
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NoviNovak wrote:Mc Babel wrote:
Pharrell said “get ‘em”, so I got ‘em
Tripped on Bristol Palin then I accidentally shot ‘em
Then it ricocheted and killed the game I’m a problem.
Pardon my french i'm going hard as my dick.
When I imagine my tip on the crust of bitch lips.
champions67-
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Dissapointed at lack of response in trolling thread
http://www.the-playmaker.com/t5177p480-the-official-trolling-thread-it-s-an-art
http://www.the-playmaker.com/t5177p480-the-official-trolling-thread-it-s-an-art
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champions67 wrote:Dissapointed at lack of response in trolling thread
http://www.the-playmaker.com/t5177p480-the-official-trolling-thread-it-s-an-art
Don't quit your day job.
Danny-
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Preview show of an Idiot Abroad downloaded and converted. Time for the proper ones.
champions67-
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Dan wrote:champions67 wrote:Dissapointed at lack of response in trolling thread
http://www.the-playmaker.com/t5177p480-the-official-trolling-thread-it-s-an-art
Don't quit your day job.
Clark-
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Breaking news:
Manchester United announce sponsorship deal, on training kit
Manchester United announce sponsorship deal, on training kit
Clark-
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Danny wrote:Preview show of an Idiot Abroad downloaded and converted. Time for the proper ones.
I was just watching this, skip to 6:46, couldn't stop laughing.
Danny-
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Worth £40m apparantly over 4 years.ClarkY wrote:Breaking news:
Manchester United announce sponsorship deal, on training kit
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Danny wrote:Worth £40m apparantly over 4 years.ClarkY wrote:Breaking news:
Manchester United announce sponsorship deal, on training kit
I highly doubt it. You've really mugged them off otherwise.
Mouse-
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MAAAARRRRRRYYYYYY MEEEEEEEE
Danny-
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Brilliant.ClarkY wrote:Danny wrote:Preview show of an Idiot Abroad downloaded and converted. Time for the proper ones.
I was just watching this, skip to 6:46, couldn't stop laughing.
Ben 10-
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3:18
Great save.
Clark-
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Danny wrote:Brilliant.ClarkY wrote:Danny wrote:Preview show of an Idiot Abroad downloaded and converted. Time for the proper ones.
I was just watching this, skip to 6:46, couldn't stop laughing.
It took him 7 hours to fly to Boston, he filmed 1 scene, and it was cut from the film
Mouse-
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Oh my god it's him, oh my fucking god becky it's eminem.
Danny-
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I love you Marshall, you fucking rock.Mc Babel wrote:Oh my god it's him, oh my fucking god becky it's eminem.
Please Marshall, please, let me suck your cock.
Sean-
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That training kit deal is supposedly worth mote than most teams proper kit sponsorship.
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I'll cum on your tits.Sean wrote:That training kit deal is supposedly worth mote than most teams proper kit sponsorship.
Guest- Guest
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Kids these days with their slang, don't understand what they're talking about, what does lord me mean.Sean wrote:Kyro I absolutely lord you.
For all I know that could mean cock = IN or you'll iron my shirt.
Zzonked-
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kyro7 wrote:Kids these days with their slang, don't understand what they're talking about, what does lord me mean.Sean wrote:Kyro I absolutely lord you.
For all I know that could mean cock = IN or you'll iron my shirt.
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Uncle John from Jamaica-
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Haha Kisnorbo's own goal was a terrific finish.