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Arsene W: "I expect nobody to leave." Also said he'll decide later if Nasri is in squad for Newcastle. Jounos soft on him as always.

Doesn't mean they won't leave.

Wenger > all of you.

Wenger's expression there just proves how far superior he is to everyone.

I really do hope we draw tomorrow and have a really poor game.

NoviNovak wrote:I really do hope we draw tomorrow and have a really poor game.

What the hell.

Why would you want your own team to do badly/

The Bat-Man wrote:

NoviNovak wrote:I really do hope we draw tomorrow and have a really poor game.

What the hell.

Why would you want your own team to do badly/

I don't want Wenger to go into the season with this team and hope he see's that it needs strengthening!

I'm probably going to be a douche until we sign a centre back.

"I expect nobody to leave," he said at the club's training ground.

"The best thing for us one day before the championship starts is to focus on possible transfers.

"At the moment there is no news. If there is news I promise I will give it. I will decide what's best for the club.

"My personal feelings are not important. What is important is the club and how well we do.

"I have not been disappointed with their attitudes. They are professionals. I take nothing personally.

"The transfer speculation is disruptive but that is not an excuse."

What a man.

This is a fuckery

I can't stop listening to that Stan song

kyro7 wrote:"I expect nobody to leave," ("But they will lets be honest") he said at the club's training ground.

"The best thing for us one day before the championship starts is to focus on possible transfers ".

"At the moment there is no news ("Cesc is packing his bags now"). If there is news I promise I will give it ("I won't really"). I will decide what's best for the club.

"My personal feelings are not important ("I cry in my sleep"). What is important is the club and how well we do.

"I have not been disappointed with their attitudes ("I'm fucking livid"). They are professionals. I take nothing personally ("I've raised Cesc since he was just a little boy ").

"The transfer speculation is disruptive but that is not an excuse."

What a man.

Fixed.

The Fabregas run V Tottenham is one now, what a goal

Victor Valdes: I cannot see Barcelona without Cesc, the deal is nearly done - it will be made official in the next few hours. Barcelona have signed one of the best midfielders in the world. Now we will have more quieter summers.

Fucking cunt. Hate Barca.

Kuled wrote:Fucking cunt. Hate Barca.

Same.

Barcelona think they can do what they want when they want and their players are really disrespectful.

The think I do not like about Barca is all their ways around things, if he goes then give us the add ones regardless of how well you do, they put Buy backs on half the players, it is very annoying.

NoviNovak wrote:Victor Valdes: I cannot see Barcelona without Cesc, the deal is nearly done - it will be made official in the next few hours. Barcelona have signed one of the best midfielders in the world. Now we will have more quieter summers.

FUCK OFF VALDES BEFORE I GET ROONEY TO SMASH ANOTHER PAST YOU, SPANISH CUNT.

Friday 12 August 2011 by Gary Stanton
Arsenal ‘crisis’ deepens after Gunnersaurus mascot spotted in Barcelona Tapas bar


Arsenal manager, Arsene Wenger, is said to be ‘livid’ after the club’s want-away mascot Gunnersaurus Rex was spotted munching Tapas with senior Barcelona executives earlier this week.

In addition to Cesc Fabregas and Samir Nasri, Wenger could lose his talismanic mascot – real name Dave Hill – who, in recent years, has provided the backbone of the squad in terms of pretend dinosaur-based entertainment.

According to sources, Hill ordered a starter of stuffed olives, followed by meat balls and washed the whole lot down with a generous helping of Sol lager, all while dressed as a dinosaur.

‘Gunny’, as he is known to fans, has become increasingly disillusioned with life at the Emirates after his demands for a leisurely afternoon siesta were turned down.

The move is back on the table after previous talks with the Catalan outfit broke down when it emerged that negotiators couldn’t understand the dinosaur’s muffled demands, despite one of them placing his head directly in its cavernous mouth.

Arsenal exodus


Earlier this morning Wenger played down rumours of a move, describing Gunnersaurus as “very ‘appy” or, at least as “‘appy as anyone who has been the subject of malicious gossip instigated by members of the youth squad can be”.

Yesterday Wenger played his ace card announcing that Tapas chain La Tasca would be opening up a branch at the Emirates and pre-match entertainment would henceforth feature ritualised scenes of donkey murder.

However last night Manuel Fargo, a spokesman for Barcelona, confirmed there had been contact.

“He will have a medical, which involves him running up and down the touchline in forty degree heat taking no end of shit from the under-fives in the crowd.”

“If he comes through that then it’s game on.”

Despite this latest setback, Wenger last night reiterated his faith in his Arsenal philosophy.

“My plan is to continue to develop Arsenal and make them one of the main forces in the world, with or without the services of a manchego-loving sex offender in a dinosaur costume.”

Hee Hee (Chuckles)

kyro7 wrote:

Filippo Inzaghi wrote:Hee Hee (Chuckles)

Kuled wrote:

My general feeling to that Gunnersaurus article summed up in them three posts.

Carlsberg is our official beer partner for the next three seasons. http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/carlsberg-is-arsenal-s-official-beer-partner

"If Carlsberg did transfers they would be the best in world, but we just supply the beer."

Carlsberg = piss

I boycott Carlsberg because of what those bastards did in 2008 over The Sun.