Carraghitis is a serious condition that is found mostly in the United Kingdom and Ireland with very rare incidences in Germany and the Netherlands. The disease is not congenital but it is contagious, and doctors are not sure quite where the disease came from originally. However, many psychologists believe that the disease results from societal pressures.Iscquin wrote:Carraghitis
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What is Carraghitis? Glen pls be as detailed as possible.
The symptoms of Carraghitis are numerous and extremely terrifying. I will outline a few of the more common and disturbing ones for you:
1. Crack Addiction: No, the individual will not be baying like a wolf at the door for a cheeky smoke of crack cocaine. Instead, the individual is addicted to hearing the crack of a broken bone. It does not matter if it is a teammate or an enemy, these individuals yearn to hear that satisfying noise.
2. Spasticated leg movements: Patients found to have Carraghitis have incredibly large leg muscles-many say that they are more akin to those of a horse or donkey than a human being. Unfortunately, they cannot fully make use of this blessing due to hyperactive nerves that lead to uncontrollable "jerks" of the leg, in which the legs kick out. This is why so many patients with Carraghitis are professional footballers-they can pummel the ball to smithereens.
3. Foul language and fear of foreigners: Individuals with Carraghitis swear like sailors because they are cursed with a tongue constructed by Lucifer himself. Even in gentle horseplay, someone with Carraghitis will yell out the "C" word playfully. Unfortunately, the moment a foreigner has the gall to show his face on the streets, the individual will make use of his/her weapon, launching a verbal assault and unloading a round of slurs from that machine gun where his/her mouth should be. Although unproven, many believe that Carraghitis began during the Nazi movement in Germany. As a result, this derivative found in England has led to a belief that all domestic goods, people, and ideas are superior.
Many feel that Carraghitis is a laughing matter, and if you are a racist homophobe, then it very well could be. However, if you believe that all men are created equal, then you cannot sit by while Carraghitis continues to spread and "Carraghitism" (the culture of Carraghitis) encouraged by important English heroes like Mark "Lawro" Lawrenson and Alan "Alan" Shearer.
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