Chat Thread

Mike Ashley has offered Rangers £15million a season to rename the stadium 'Sports Direct Arena', would you accept it at your club for that sort of money? I don't see why not, will always be called Ibrox to me anyway.

Ok crump I'm going to give you some decent advice, if you want a relationship with a girl you have to make your intentions clear from the get go. They're not going to read your mind, or as you stupidly said, think you're a nice guy and go after you. Plus if you're as needy as you are on here I'm surprised girls give you the courtesy of the friend zone.

crump wrote:Drop something near her, talking to a randomer is like flipping a coin, would either be a nightmare or work brilliantly.

Actually, put your number on a piece of paper and give it to her when you get off.

Could work or she may just ignore it and rip it up



Never know Crump...

JamieB wrote:

crump wrote:TBF, it's a massive cunt living at home, can't bring anyone back This is why I'm relishing next year lmao.

My Dad had a talk with me earlier

"I take it your bringing some protection to Magaluf"

My Dad was thinking about me having sex

I know the feeling.


Last year when i wasn't long into my relationship my mum asked "are you having sex?" and of course about protection.

so embarrassing

Good lord!

I thought I was going to be sick.

luke. wrote:My hair always looks best right before I go to bed and that's pretty much the bane of my existence.

Same, well I wax mine but I feel you.

luke. wrote:My hair always looks best right before I go to bed and that's pretty much the bane of my existence.

Leave the tumblr posts on tumblr luke

Get off a stop early Forest

crump wrote:

JamieB wrote:


I know the feeling.


Last year when i wasn't long into my relationship my mum asked "are you having sex?" and of course about protection.

so embarrassing

Good lord!

I thought I was going to be sick.

luke. wrote:My hair always looks best right before I go to bed and that's pretty much the bane of my existence.

Same, well I wax mine but I feel you.

So awkward, i mean i was but still



Then more recently my Dad purposely talking about his sex life with girlfriend

not in massive detail just enough to make you cringe though

It means I'd have to walk 45 minutes to college

Dagbon wrote:

luke. wrote:My hair always looks best right before I go to bed and that's pretty much the bane of my existence.

Leave the tumblr posts on tumblr luke

That wasn't a tumblr post! That was a true first word problem. Fuck you Bogdan, I thought we was cool

Jesus christ.

I've never had a proper 'talk' with my parents about secks, I'd probably squirm.

luke. wrote:

Dagbon wrote:Leave the tumblr posts on tumblr luke

That wasn't a tumblr post! That was a true first word problem. Fuck you Bogdan, I thought we was cool

I've seen a couple of tumblr posts where people post some joke about how their hair is shit all day then amazing before bed. If you've seen seen these then I genuinely apologize.

Dagbon wrote:

luke. wrote:

That wasn't a tumblr post! That was a true first word problem. Fuck you Bogdan, I thought we was cool

I've seen a couple of tumblr posts where people post some joke about how their hair is shit all day then amazing before bed. If you've seen seen these then I genuinely apologize.

I probably have and stored them somewhere in my subconscious, however I am currently a victim of this problem right now, sucks.

Is that smilie purposely named Che?

Up at 7.30

crump wrote:Jesus christ.

I've never had a proper 'talk' with my parents about secks, I'd probably squirm.

I kinda did, pretty much avoided it and got out of the room as soon as possible

Imagine if they said they heard you or some shit

crump wrote:

Imagine if they said they heard you or some shit

They probably have at some point tbh



Actually....i remember saying a while back how i felt i was losing weight and my mum replying "im not surprised with all that sex your having"


my face pretty much was this



then i awkwardly laughed

crump wrote:

Or that one yeah



Least they know never to walk into my room without knocking

True that, I like that Jamie, always finding the positives.

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Listening to The Streets

I think my ex's parents heard me and her once. We got a bit carried away. We were christening her new double bed whilst Hollyoaks was on. The position where her legs were over my shoulder...

Still a better love story than Twilight

ForestLAD wrote:I think my ex's parents heard me and her once. We got a bit carried away. We were christening her new double bed whilst Hollyoaks was on. The position where her legs were over my shoulder...

Still a better love story than Twilight

great position and what a way to christen it

Help me stay awake

music?

I always find going downstairs and getting a bite to eat works

JamieB wrote:

ForestLAD wrote:I think my ex's parents heard me and her once. We got a bit carried away. We were christening her new double bed whilst Hollyoaks was on. The position where her legs were over my shoulder...

Still a better love story than Twilight

great position and what a way to christen it

Agreed mf. What's your fav position?

I like cowgirl so I can see her work it and get a nice view of boobies.

I'm finding this too personal I'll stop now

ForestLAD wrote:

JamieB wrote:


great position and what a way to christen it

Agreed mf. What's your fav position?

I like cowgirl so I can see her work it and get a nice view of boobies.

I'm finding this too personal I'll stop now

I enjoy that too mf


Doggy style(non anal) is one of my favourite


im an ass man



Ok this is the last of it

Dat cowgirl

Fucking shattered night all

Anyway guys im off to bed


Night Crump



Night everyone else.