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Can you guys remember me saying my mate lost his V plates the other week?

Well, today he revealed the reason why she never got back in touch for more with him. As she was giving him a blowjob he decided to do the hmmmmeee to himself and she saw him do it

He told us that she text him the next day calling him a knob and a Geordie Shore wannabe. I was in tears as he was telling me!

ForestLAD wrote:Can you guys remember me saying my mate lost his V plates the other week?

Well, today he revealed the reason why she never got back in touch for more with him. As she was giving him a blowjob he decided to do the hmmmmeee to himself and she saw him do it

He told us that she text him the next day calling him a knob and a Geordie Shore wannabe. I was in tears as he was telling me!

This did not happen.

What an idiot although kind of a stupid reason not to get back in touch with him.

Who does that to themself?!

I bet he thought he was ballin' then he was like hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmme.

kyro7 wrote:

Kuled wrote:I think I know who you are on Redcafe Kyro

That's absolutely fine, I can tell you right now I am Robyn&Rafael.

Ché Guayaba wrote:I think I'm going to take an extended break from the forum. I'll see you all in January, I think.

Live long and prosper.

Farewell che, I expect you as a top quality member will actually see out your break.

crump wrote:Forest follow new account, I'll follow you mf.

Don't get suspended this time.

Dropped my phone in tea while on the phone to my ex. dat karma

How the fuck did you manage that?

luke. wrote:Dropped my phone in tea while on the phone to my ex. dat karma

THAT's FANTASTIC

crump wrote:How the fuck did you manage that?

Set it on top of the cup as I was on loudspeaker, it was like balanced on the edge of the cup, across the edges, and I got up from my chair, knocked the phone and BOOM, it was brewing in my tea.

The cup was about a third full btw.

luke. wrote:

crump wrote:How the fuck did you manage that?

Set it on top of the cup as I was on loudspeaker, it was like balanced on the edge of the cup, across the edges, and I got up from my chair, knocked the phone and BOOM, it was brewing in my tea.

The cup was about a third full btw.

Holy shit Luke.



I sometimes dip my phone into a cup of drink and let go and catch it really quickly

How have you managed to get her to be an ex already?

Once you pass 16 you should be able to have a relationship that lasts at least longer than a week!

ForestLAD wrote:How have you managed to get her to be an ex already?

Once you pass 16 you should be able to have a relationship that lasts at least longer than a week!

It was almost 3 months

I dunno, we sort of rushed into a relationship and figured later that we didn't actually like each other that much, so we called it off and decided to be just friends. Which is nice because I can go clubbing etc. now without restraining myself.

I haven't had a serious relationship, ever

I won't have one I don't think because Magaluf is in June, then University in September!

I'm going to become a lone wolf.

crump wrote:I haven't had a serious relationship, ever

I won't have one I don't think because Magaluf is in June, then University in September!

I'm going to become a lone wolf.

Forever alone Crump?



Nah you'll be reet i do have a friend who seems like he will be because of how unsociable he is though

Don't worry about it crump, this was my first, so it was mainly just working out how shit works and stuff, it's weird being propelled from living alone to having to share stuff and pay for things for someone else.

srs though, should just lose your nervousness and talk to some girls, even a simple 'hello' followed by a normal conversation can lead to big things!!

I'm going to sound like a massive wanker here, I really don't mean to but I'd rather be at Magaluf and Uni with a few birds and that, do you know what I mean?

Yeah I know a few like that, I don't get many chances to go out now at 17, parties dry up at 17 now everyone turns 18.

I get invited to jailbait parties but they're disgusting.

TBF, it's a massive cunt living at home, can't bring anyone back This is why I'm relishing next year lmao.

My Dad had a talk with me earlier

"I take it your bringing some protection to Magaluf"

My Dad was thinking about me having sex

luke. wrote:Don't worry about it crump, this was my first, so it was mainly just working out how shit works and stuff, it's weird being propelled from living alone to having to share stuff and pay for things for someone else.

srs though, should just lose your nervousness and talk to some girls, even a simple 'hello' followed by a normal conversation can lead to big things!!

bro.

mans knows how to talk to girls, i am all the time

They just f/zone or don't seem interested.

ForestLAD wrote:How have you managed to get her to be an ex already?

Once you pass 16 you should be able to have a relationship that lasts at least longer than a week!

GazLAD doesn't like this.

2 days tops m8

crump wrote:

luke. wrote:Don't worry about it crump, this was my first, so it was mainly just working out how shit works and stuff, it's weird being propelled from living alone to having to share stuff and pay for things for someone else.

srs though, should just lose your nervousness and talk to some girls, even a simple 'hello' followed by a normal conversation can lead to big things!!

bro.

mans knows how to talk to girls, i am all the time

They just f/zone or don't seem interested.

they friendzone you cause that's what it is, too friendly, gotta be dropping some hints and being flirty, make her know that you ain't planning on being just friends.

not that i'm the expert, but i came across a pretty helpful forum recently.

crump wrote:TBF, it's a massive cunt living at home, can't bring anyone back This is why I'm relishing next year lmao.

My Dad had a talk with me earlier

"I take it your bringing some protection to Magaluf"

My Dad was thinking about me having sex

I know the feeling.


Last year when i wasn't long into my relationship my mum asked "are you having sex?" and of course about protection.

so embarrassing

luke. wrote:

crump wrote:

bro.

mans knows how to talk to girls, i am all the time

They just f/zone or don't seem interested.

they friendzone you cause that's what it is, too friendly, gotta be dropping some hints and being flirty, make her know that you ain't planning on being just friends.

not that i'm the expert, but i came across a pretty helpful forum recently.

I'm not a fool, I do that too, winky face here etc and play a bit of a bell at the right places. Might pull my finger out and make extra effort though tbh.

My hair always looks best right before I go to bed and that's pretty much the bane of my existence.

There's a really fit blonde girl I always see on the bus and she always smiles at me and I catch her checking me out. I don't have a clue who she is though. I really wanna smash it though. Might sit next to her when I next see her. Be kinda awkward though if there's loads of empty seats

Drop something near her, talking to a randomer is like flipping a coin, would either be a nightmare or work brilliantly.

Actually, put your number on a piece of paper and give it to her when you get off.

She gets off at the stop before town though to go to school