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McDonalds is such a rip-off nowadays.

Still delicious though.

crump wrote:Talking to them in general

Hard to explain

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The Simpsons Pisses on Family Guy.

Easily untrue, Family Guy much funnier


Still enjoy Simpsons every now and then though.

Both are shit these days.

At least The Simpsons used to be funny.

Family guy has never been funny.

@RoyCropperNOT: #PerfectChatUpLines A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story? A wet pussy alway's makes a happy cock.

That jokes like 2 years old.

Trent wrote:That jokes like 2 years old.

So?

Does this mean he isn't allowed to post it?

I recommend you stop bullying him.

I've finally discovered how to achieve the perfect quiff.

The hairdryer.

Combed my hair back in a quiff and used my Mums hairdryer to style it back, my word I feel like a god.

Samaras wrote:

Trent wrote:That jokes like 2 years old.

So?

Does this mean he isn't allowed to post it?

I recommend you stop bullying him.

ok

Trent wrote:

Samaras wrote:

So?

Does this mean he isn't allowed to post it?

I recommend you stop bullying him.

ok

Hmm, Mason often used that line.

A GUY ON THE ONE SHOW JUST GOES:

"YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE WIPING YOUR ASS AND...."

What?

They shit them selves and the two presenters clearly heard someone in their ear telling them to cut it and they both went:

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH MOOOOOOVING ON"

Did anyone see Chris Ramsey kicked off Soccer AM Saturday?

Were they talking to a random guy?

Mr.World

Glen Damon wrote:

Trent wrote:
ok

Hmm, Mason often used that line.

ok is not a line.

It's a single word.

So many things to buy

Holiday next year, a bittersweet moment for my memories and wallet.

Trent wrote:

Glen Damon wrote:Hmm, Mason often used that line.

ok is not a line.

It's a single word.

I am aware, Trent. It is a word with a few meanings.

As, of course, is "line." "Line" can mean anything from a small amount of cocaine arranged in a straight fashion to one's ancestry. However, in this case, I was using "line" to mean "saying" or "catchphrase."

Trent wrote:

Glen Damon wrote:Hmm, Mason often used that line.

ok is not a line.

It's a single word.

A line does not have to be more than one word you imbecile.

I fucked this housewife milf up her tight pussy until she squirt then she sucked my cock and let me cum all over her banging tits and to finish off I lubed up her tight peachy ass and fucked her asshole until she squirted once more.

u wot m8?!

That sentence doesn't really change too much when you read it on that Porn maker thing

Forest how is UCAS application going, I sent mine off Monday night.

Relief/10

crump wrote:Forest how is UCAS application going, I sent mine off Monday night.

Relief/10

All done except statement and choices. I'm going on a last minute open day this Saturday so by Sunday I should have a good idea.

I currently have 2 definite courses though. Northumbria and Notts Trent. Think my others will be Leicester, Birmingham and Southampton/Derby/Sheffield/Manchester

ForestLAD wrote:

crump wrote:Forest how is UCAS application going, I sent mine off Monday night.

Relief/10

All done except statement and choices. I'm going on a last minute open day this Saturday so by Sunday I should have a good idea.

I currently have 2 definite courses though. Northumbria and Notts Trent. Think my others will be Leicester, Birmingham and Southampton/Derby/Sheffield/Manchester

Played.

I didn't go on any open days, I really couldn't find the time or travel to get to one, if I'm interviewed I'll just say I went on about 4 and Google what do you do on an open day on Student Room to wing it in there if I'm asked.

I swapped Northumbria for Southampton Solent.

TBF, when I searched my course there was only 1 page worth of Uni's that did the Sandwich version, so I picked the biggest cities that did it, they still do the course well, it's just a no brainer.

I think tutors have to send them off by 15th December.

Southampton Solent is one of my potentials. Haven't got a clue what southamptons like though. I keep imagining it as a slightly cleaner version of Middlesbrough. Which means its still a shit hole

ForestLAD wrote:Southampton Solent is one of my potentials. Haven't got a clue what southamptons like though. I keep imagining it as a slightly cleaner version of Middlesbrough. Which means its still a shit hole

Solent is horrendous. Avoid.

Southampton Uni is far, far better.

Southampton Solent did my course, normal Southampton didn't.

Are my other choices shite?

1) Manchester Met
2) Notts Trent
3) UWE Bristol
4) Plymouth
5) Solent