Manchester United FC Official Thread

Where's SuperManUtd? He was complaining the whole time you were getting RVP.

Heh o h yeah

I want Liam to come in and say Berbatov would have scored 4 goals today.

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Danny wrote:I want Liam to come in and say Berbatov would have scored 4 goals today.

My friend, he wouldn't have done, but he would have perfomed far superior than Van Persie did against Everton, as he showcased 2 seasons ago when United won 3-1 at Goodison, Van Persie's efforts against Everton were embarrassing when compared to Berbatov's.

Berbatov can easily match Van Persie for goals this year in an inferior team, but we are only starting the competition from now as Van Persie has cheated with a two game advantage thus far. From now on, Dimitar will show United what they are missing

LiamB_14 wrote:

Danny wrote:I want Liam to come in and say Berbatov would have scored 4 goals today.

My friend, he wouldn't have done, but he would have perfomed far superior than Van Persie did against Everton, as he showcased 2 seasons ago when United won 3-1 at Goodison, Van Persie's efforts against Everton were embarrassing when compared to Berbatov's.

Berbatov can easily match Van Persie for goals this year in an inferior team, but we are only starting the competition from now as Van Persie has cheated with a two game advantage thus far. From now on, Dimitar will show United what they are missing

2 seasons ago we didn't win 3-1 at Goodison, it was 3-3.

LiamB_14 wrote:

Danny wrote:I want Liam to come in and say Berbatov would have scored 4 goals today.

My friend, he wouldn't have done, but he would have perfomed far superior than Van Persie did against Everton, as he showcased 2 seasons ago when United won 3-1 at Goodison, Van Persie's efforts against Everton were embarrassing when compared to Berbatov's.

Berbatov can easily match Van Persie for goals this year in an inferior team, but we are only starting the competition from now as Van Persie has cheated with a two game advantage thus far. From now on, Dimitar will show United what they are missing

Great win that.

Andy wrote:

LiamB_14 wrote:

My friend, he wouldn't have done, but he would have perfomed far superior than Van Persie did against Everton, as he showcased 2 seasons ago when United won 3-1 at Goodison, Van Persie's efforts against Everton were embarrassing when compared to Berbatov's.

Berbatov can easily match Van Persie for goals this year in an inferior team, but we are only starting the competition from now as Van Persie has cheated with a two game advantage thus far. From now on, Dimitar will show United what they are missing

2 seasons ago we didn't win 3-1 at Goodison, it was 3-3.

My friend, deepest apologies. My memories come from Berbatov's superb third goal which took the entire footballing world by storm. His heroics however were dampened by his teamates poor defensive display in the final few minutes.

Scholes' pass and Berbatov's finish though.

That really was an incredible goal, one of my favourites that season.

Danny wrote:Scholes' pass and Berbatov's finish though.

That is what happens when the two best footballers in Manchester United combine. It is a deep shame they were not allowed to continue this act. Now we are left with scrappy Van Persie goals to watch I remember a glorious Carrick pass in the first half today, Berbatov would have finished the chance with aplomb, however van Versie knee'd the ball out clumsily for a goal kick instead

Danny wrote:

LiamB_14 wrote:

Danny wrote:I want Liam to come in and say Berbatov would have scored 4 goals today.

My friend, he wouldn't have done, but he would have perfomed far superior than Van Persie did against Everton, as he showcased 2 seasons ago when United won 3-1 at Goodison, Van Persie's efforts against Everton were embarrassing when compared to Berbatov's.

Berbatov can easily match Van Persie for goals this year in an inferior team, but we are only starting the competition from now as Van Persie has cheated with a two game advantage thus far. From now on, Dimitar will show United what they are missing

Great win that.

I never thought I'd be in love with Mikel Arteta.

Incredible how much my thought of Arteta has changed since that period.

Not bad.

i dont give a shit what stats say, carrick had a piss poor game as he always does whenever he gets put under pressure

kyro7 wrote:Incredible how much my thought of Arteta has changed since that period.

I know, man. I'd bang.

Was anyone else impressed with Hernandez? Thought he gave a good impact and was very close to score, much better than what he showed in pre-season.

Andy wrote:

Not bad.

Strong side pass.

If Hernandez didn't come on, I don't think we would've won.

Rio Ferdinand ‏@rioferdy5
The hat trick from Van Pizzle aka @Persie_Official was sublime!

Van Pizzle

I thought all the subs were spot on today.

What a fucking cunt Rio is, I love him but seriously, he comes up with such fucking awful cunting shite.

kyro7 wrote:Incredible how much my thought of Arteta has changed since that period.

dat sig be siggin

"Cunting"


"Van Pizzle".

Danny wrote:"Cunting"


"Van Pizzle".

It almost seems legit doesn't it?

Danny wrote:"Cunting"

Nothing wrong with cunting.

Kuled wrote:Was anyone else impressed with Hernandez? Thought he gave a good impact and was very close to score, much better than what he showed in pre-season.

yes, as one of his biggest critics i was VERY impressed. his touch was superb at times

i would start him ahead of Welbeck atm (but its still gonna be RVP and Kagawa after the break imo)

Andy wrote:If Hernandez didn't come on, I don't think we would've won.

Game changer. Opened up space.

Yeah he was impressive, looked like he knew how to play football.

Hernandez has always known how to play football. Fergie is holding him back.

Joking aside I didn't even watch the match. Was uncharacteristically busy this morning. However, I read a few articles that had good things to say.