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Chat Thread
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- Post n°92
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Trent wrote:I'm srs, I don't get it as I am pretty new here.Jordi wrote:notsureifsrs.jpg
It's like posting a smiley or meme, but the poster is too lazy to go find the picture.
Mouse-
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- Post n°93
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Jordi- .
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- Post n°94
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Breakfast wrap?kyro7 wrote:Just went and got McDonalds breakfast.
Jordan Henderchip-
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- Post n°95
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I think I need to see a councillor
GK01-
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- Post n°96
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Chip wrote:I think I need to see a councillor
You've only figured that out now?
Jordan Henderchip-
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- Post n°98
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Is it worth waiting another 5 months for Julia?
She is the most breathtaking woman I have ever seen in my life and whenever I see a picture of her smiling it makes me happy. But what if I've spent all this time chasing her for nothing and it turns out we aren't meant to be
She is the most breathtaking woman I have ever seen in my life and whenever I see a picture of her smiling it makes me happy. But what if I've spent all this time chasing her for nothing and it turns out we aren't meant to be
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- Post n°99
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Ed wrote:where has the scottish football section gone?
To the trash where it belongs.
Mouse-
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- Post n°100
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GK01 wrote:Chip wrote:I think I need to see a councillor
You've only figured that out now?
Kuled-
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- Post n°101
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Ed wrote:where has the scottish football section gone?
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- Post n°102
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Chip wrote:Is it worth waiting another 5 months for Julia?
She is the most breathtaking woman I have ever seen in my life and whenever I see a picture of her smiling it makes me happy. Butwhat ifI've spent all this time chasing her for nothing and it turns out we aren't meant to be
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- Post n°103
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Chip wrote:Is it worth waiting another 5 months for Julia?
She is the most breathtaking woman I have ever seen in my life and whenever I see a picture of her smiling it makes me happy. But what if I've spent all this time chasing her for nothing and it turns out we aren't meant to be
Whats "meant to be" is a restraining order.
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- Post n°104
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Of course you're not meant to be.Chip wrote:Is it worth waiting another 5 months for Julia?
She is the most breathtaking woman I have ever seen in my life and whenever I see a picture of her smiling it makes me happy. But what if I've spent all this time chasing her for nothing and it turns out we aren't meant to be
And when you see a councillor, take Emma with you.
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- Post n°105
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If I really do adore her then I will easily be able to wait until the next time I see her without having anymore female contact of the sexual kind
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- Post n°106
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Chip, you lost your virginity without even remembering it. It's too late. Julia will not want to be with someone like that.
Emma-
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- Post n°107
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ahlycotc wrote:Chip, you lost your virginity without even remembering it. It's too late. Julia will not want to be with someone like that.
Chip may meet Julia you don't know. You feel the need to crush Chip's dreams just because it makes you feel manly, your following the sheep Ahly.
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- Post n°108
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I have already met Julia
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- Post n°109
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Emma wrote:ahlycotc wrote:Chip, you lost your virginity without even remembering it. It's too late. Julia will not want to be with someone like that.
Chip may meet Julia you don't know. You feel the need to crush Chip's dreams just because it makes you feel manly, your following the sheep Ahly.
No surprise coming from you.
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- Post n°110
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A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to this black man." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat." After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class." About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class." Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, "Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person." Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.
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- Post n°111
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Chip wrote:I have already met Julia
Really? How was she Chip?
ahlycotc wrote:Emma wrote:
Chip may meet Julia you don't know. You feel the need to crush Chip's dreams just because it makes you feel manly, your following the sheep Ahly.
No surprise coming from you.
How am I following the sheep?
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- Post n°112
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Mouse wrote:A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to this black man." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat." After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class." About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class." Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, "Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person." Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.
Fake.
Jordan Henderchip-
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- Post n°113
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She was lovely an extremely nice person. She just finished her match and I ran was saying "Julia Julia." and she turned around and she looked into my eyes and we paused for a bit and I was a bit shy and she seemed taken back and it was silent and then I asked her if she could sign my programme and she said yes sure and she signed it and I said thank you and then we briefly talked and I told her how I was the only person in the crowd cheering for her (I was no joke) and she said thanks and then we looked into each others eyes again and both laughed at the same time and then she was about to say something but her physio tapped her on the arm and said they had to go and she was about to say bye and then I said can I hug you and she said yes and smiled and her eyes appeared to light up and we briefly hugged although this hug felt like forever to me and it was the greatest moment of my life and then she said bye and with that she was gone
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- Post n°114
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ahlycotc wrote:Mouse wrote:A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to this black man." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat." After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class." About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class." Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, "Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person." Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.
Fake.
You are just mad you have never been upgraded to first class
Emma-
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- Post n°115
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Chip wrote:She was lovely an extremely nice person. She just finished her match and I ran was saying "Julia Julia." and she turned around and she looked into my eyes and we paused for a bit and I was a bit shy and she seemed taken back and it was silent and then I asked her if she could sign my programme and she said yes sure and she signed it and I said thank you and then we briefly talked and I told her how I was the only person in the crowd cheering for her (I was no joke) and she said thanks and then we looked into each others eyes again and both laughed at the same time and then she was about to say something but her physio tapped her on the arm and said they had to go and she was about to say bye and then I said can I hug you and she said yes and smiled and her eyes appeared to light up and we briefly hugged although this hug felt like forever to me and it was the greatest moment of my life and then she said bye and with that she was gone
Oh Chip that's such an upsetting but beautiful story.
Jordan Henderchip-
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- Post n°116
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I was thinking about making a trilogy of novels about the day
Novel 1 would be about the build up
Novel 2 would be about the meeting
Novel 3 would be the aftermath
I feel it would be a hit series. I would write Novel 2 from a variety of perspectives (including random fans and the umpire and that)
Each novel would need to be at least 300 pages I think
Novel 1 would be about the build up
Novel 2 would be about the meeting
Novel 3 would be the aftermath
I feel it would be a hit series. I would write Novel 2 from a variety of perspectives (including random fans and the umpire and that)
Each novel would need to be at least 300 pages I think
Jordi- .
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- Post n°117
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Emma, what was that report about? Ahly's sig is fine.
Emma-
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- Post n°118
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I would read it Chip.
You could turn it into a Twilight/Tennis type love story.
You could turn it into a Twilight/Tennis type love story.
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- Post n°119
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Chip wrote:Is it worth waiting another 5 months for Julia?
She is the most breathtaking woman I have ever seen in my life and whenever I see a picture of her smiling it makes me happy. But what if I've spent all this time chasing her for nothing and it turns out we aren't meant to be
wtf is this?
Emma-
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- Post n°120
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Jordi wrote:Emma, what was that report about? Ahly's sig is fine.
I pm'ed Kyro also, the sig violated the signature restrictions.