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Jordi wrote:Emma, what was that report about? Ahly's sig is fine.

Emma wrote:I would read it Chip.

You could turn it into a Twilight/Tennis type love story.

Chip wrote:

Emma wrote:I would read it Chip.

You could turn it into a Twilight/Tennis type love story.

Indeed, I would also get you to be a marketing person for the book and we could get Emma Watson to advertise the book for us

Chip wrote:I'm not sure

I must go and sleep now though

farewell

Mason wrote:Fuck off Emma.

Chip wrote:I was thinking about making a trilogy of novels about the day

Novel 1 would be about the build up
Novel 2 would be about the meeting
Novel 3 would be the aftermath

I feel it would be a hit series. I would write Novel 2 from a variety of perspectives (including random fans and the umpire and that)

Each novel would need to be at least 300 pages I think

Danny wrote:

Chip wrote:I was thinking about making a trilogy of novels about the day

Novel 1 would be about the build up
Novel 2 would be about the meeting
Novel 3 would be the aftermath

I feel it would be a hit series. I would write Novel 2 from a variety of perspectives (including random fans and the umpire and that)

Each novel would need to be at least 300 pages I think

You've finally lost it.

Mason wrote:Fuck off Emma.

Bye_Ya wrote:Is there a photography section on this forum?

Mouse wrote:A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to this black man." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat." After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class." About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class." Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, "Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person." Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.

Chip wrote:She was lovely an extremely nice person. She just finished her match and I ran was saying "Julia Julia." and she turned around and she looked into my eyes and we paused for a bit and I was a bit shy and she seemed taken back and it was silent and then I asked her if she could sign my programme and she said yes sure and she signed it and I said thank you and then we briefly talked and I told her how I was the only person in the crowd cheering for her (I was no joke) and she said thanks and then we looked into each others eyes again and both laughed at the same time and then she was about to say something but her physio tapped her on the arm and said they had to go and she was about to say bye and then I said can I hug you and she said yes and smiled and her eyes appeared to light up and we briefly hugged although this hug felt like forever to me and it was the greatest moment of my life and then she said bye and with that she was gone

Chip wrote:I was thinking about making a trilogy of novels about the day

Novel 1 would be about the build up
Novel 2 would be about the meeting
Novel 3 would be the aftermath

I feel it would be a hit series. I would write Novel 2 from a variety of perspectives (including random fans and the umpire and that)

Each novel would need to be at least 300 pages I think

Cam wrote:http://newalbumreleases.net/47757/two-door-cinema-club-beacon-2012/#more-47757

Two Door Cinema Club's new album has leaked. I feel really bad downloading it

Cadbury wrote:

Cam wrote:http://newalbumreleases.net/47757/two-door-cinema-club-beacon-2012/#more-47757

Two Door Cinema Club's new album has leaked. I feel really bad downloading it

OMFG. I love you.


Also, the new theme is shite.

crump wrote:The most mental night ever ended up in me spending 8 hours in a Police cell.

Fuck.

crump wrote:Basically, to cut a long story short.

Being involved in a TWOC - Taking Without Owners Consent, a car, crashing the car, running away after parking it up with a tyre hanging off the rim, the driver not being insured.

6 coppers came into my mates house at 6am. Had only a glass of water in 7 hours, had to have a post-hangover shit with no toilet paper infront of a camera in the cell.

Got let off scot free.

This will be the greatest secret ever if I keep it from my parents.

crump wrote:had to have a post-hangover shit with no toilet paper infront of a camera in the cell.