Major League Soccer (MLS) Thread

CONDE DA GAWWWWWWD SALVATION IS HAAAADDDDD WE OUT CHEA, ERR BODY GO HOME.

"just when you've think you've seen it all, you see something different"

lmao

Peace out slime. Two road draws vs top 5 teams in the east, 5 of 7 remaining games at home? I'll take it. LATER.

Smash and grab. Typical New York.

Smash that shit!!!

My New York blood flows free! Red Bullllllllllllllllls

Damn. Columbus with a late winner. They are going to beat us to the playoffs.

I have lost all faith in everyone on our roster besides Hoppenot (future of the team imo), Williams, Okugo, Valdes, and the Farfan bros. God we are so shit. We had so many chances to win, fucking Lahoud got two clear chances in the closing minutes, among many others, our starting striker is someone named Jack McInerny and he just runs right into the defense every time he gets it, don't get me started on Freddy, and I have no clue what Brian Carrol is even doing most of the time he is just like running around, when he couldn't pass his way out of..well..anything. Fucckckkk.

Fuck dis, rant over

In an unrelated note, we did win back our Atlantic Cup trophy. For the first time since 2009.

Drew wrote:That Canadian is just.. too good for MLS. [In reality he isn't.]

De Ro

Really wish we kept him. We were tight cunts and wouldn't pay him a reasonable salary even though he was by far our best player.

Scuba Steve wrote:In an unrelated note, we did win back our Atlantic Cup trophy. For the first time since 2009.

On a formality, so... yeah.

GD hoe.

fluffy_kittens wrote:I have lost all faith in everyone on our roster besides Hoppenot (future of the team imo), Williams, Okugo, Valdes, and the Farfan bros. God we are so shit. We had so many chances to win, fucking Lahoud got two clear chances in the closing minutes, among many others, our starting striker is someone named Jack McInerny and he just runs right into the defense every time he gets it, don't get me started on Freddy, and I have no clue what Brian Carrol is even doing most of the time he is just like running around, when he couldn't pass his way out of..well..anything. Fucckckkk.

Fuck dis, rant over

Hoppenot's ability to throw himself to the ground like a little bitch is world class. I swear Every fucking game poop gets a lucky goal against us. BS handball, Eddie Gaven forced into being our keeper, CLEAR AS DAY Le Toux dive and a PK is given and tonight deflected free kick.

Higuain DA GAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWD

BigJ0526 wrote:

fluffy_kittens wrote:I have lost all faith in everyone on our roster besides Hoppenot (future of the team imo), Williams, Okugo, Valdes, and the Farfan bros. God we are so shit. We had so many chances to win, fucking Lahoud got two clear chances in the closing minutes, among many others, our starting striker is someone named Jack McInerny and he just runs right into the defense every time he gets it, don't get me started on Freddy, and I have no clue what Brian Carrol is even doing most of the time he is just like running around, when he couldn't pass his way out of..well..anything. Fucckckkk.

Fuck dis, rant over

Hoppenot's ability to throw himself to the ground like a little bitch is world class. I swear Every fucking game poop gets a lucky goal against us. BS handball, Eddie Gaven forced into being our keeper, CLEAR AS DAY Le Toux dive and a PK is given and tonight deflected free kick.

Higuain DA GAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWD

Yeah but Williams did knock Hoppenot down away from the play, was a harsh red though couldn't really see the incident from camera angles

Gatt assisted, Boyd scored the tie winner for Rapid, and Diskerud did the same for Rosenborg.

Here is Mixx's goal.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xt61uk_rosenborg-legia-2-1_sport#from=embediframe

steve i was going to text you but forgot your number and i have like 5 steve\stevens in my phone, going to start describing people in my contacts, like ”dc cunt steve” or something

Didn't look it up by area codes? I've got hoes in different area codes. Mine begins with a 703. I'll cry if you know more than one Steve from the 703

Did any MLS team improve much this transfer window?

Scuba Steve wrote:Didn't look it up by area codes? I've got hoes in different area codes. Mine begins with a 703. I'll cry if you know more than one Steve from the 703

Welp, seems I've lost your number then.

Weather130 wrote:Did any MLS team improve much this transfer window?

Yeah, Columbus. Frederico is a beast.

Higuain for MVP.

okay okay fuck dis Union I'll start watching again next season cause dis shit is weak

dena wrote:Higuain for MVP.

No real consistent options this year. Wouldn't surprise me to see him get it.

fluffy_kittens wrote:okay okay fuck dis Union I'll start watching again next season cause dis shit is weak

Don't know why they made Hackworth the full time manager. Think they should have looked elsewhere in the offseason.

Scuba Steve wrote:

dena wrote:Higuain for MVP.

No real consistent options this year. Wouldn't surprise me to see him get it.

fluffy_kittens wrote:okay okay fuck dis Union I'll start watching again next season cause dis shit is weak

Don't know why they made Hackworth the full time manager. Think they should have looked elsewhere in the offseason.

Hackworth ain't bad he really has nothing to work with. Williams, Okugo, Valdes, M.Farfan, Hoppenot are just about the only players I can stand, the rest can GTFO specifically a certain Adu character

Nobody likes Adu. He is just such an enigma.

I hope Higuain just becomes ridiculously shit sometime in the near future.

Him being good is like giving me an identity crisis.

Stranger things have happened in MLS.

Dena b

What's Eddie Johnson of Seattle and Steven Smith of Portland doing?

I don't know shit about MLS if it ain't happening on the isle. Ask scuba.

Damn Beckham's still got it...