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Zzonked wrote:Like a boss.

Zzonked wrote:Like a boss.

Rei Andros wrote:Europa League final tomorrow. I'm torn. I want Bielsa to get some a trophy quickly, but I also want Diego to get another Europa League medal.

BladeGunner wrote:I genuinely thought that the first caption said "They told Steve Jones he didn't have a dick". Thought they were taking the piss with that. It was only upon viewing it again did I realize that it said "kick".

Glen Damon wrote:

BladeGunner wrote:I genuinely thought that the first caption said "They told Steve Jones he didn't have a dick". Thought they were taking the piss with that. It was only upon viewing it again did I realize that it said "kick".

You're turning into Danny.

BladeGunner wrote:

Glen Damon wrote:You're turning into Danny.

It wasn't a cheap attempt at humour, it's what actually happened. I just thought it was too riveting a tale to not share with my fellow forumites. I hope you all feel enriched having heard it.

BladeGunner wrote:

Rei Andros wrote:Europa League final tomorrow. I'm torn. I want Bielsa to get some a trophy quickly, but I also want Diego to get another Europa League medal.

Bielsa will win the Copa Del Rey and Diego's Atletico will win the Europa League. Happy ending for everyone.

Glen Damon wrote:

BladeGunner wrote:

It wasn't a cheap attempt at humour, it's what actually happened. I just thought it was too riveting a tale to not share with my fellow forumites. I hope you all feel enriched having heard it.

I am aware, master Blade. However, it is the fact that your mind is fixated upon and obsessed with the genitals and certain hormonal impulses is what worries me.

BladeGunner wrote:

Glen Damon wrote:I am aware, master Blade. However, it is the fact that your mind is fixated upon and obsessed with the genitals and certain hormonal impulses is what worries me.

While I appreciate your concern, there is no reason to be afraid, master Glen. I am in full control of my hormonal impulses. If anything, I think my ability to overcome the temptations that they provide is perfectly symbolised in that story. At first, they tried to misguide me and that led me to see the immoral word "dick". But then, I took a deep breath and slowly regained total dominance by obliterating the obstacle they had put forth and I was finally able to read what the caption actually said.

Glen Damon wrote:

BladeGunner wrote:

While I appreciate your concern, there is no reason to be afraid, master Glen. I am in full control of my hormonal impulses. If anything, I think my ability to overcome the temptations that they provide is perfectly symbolised in that story. At first, they tried to misguide me and that led me to see the immoral word "dick". But then, I took a deep breath and slowly regained total dominance by obliterating the obstacle they had put forth and I was finally able to read what the caption actually said.

That is something that people underestimate...the importance of breathing deeply and quickly in controlling your impulses, that is. Often, when I am offered a temptation, my initial instinct is to rush towards that temptation-let's say that it is a piece of bread, for the sake of the example. However, I have learned how to control these impulses, and have allowed other men to rush in and eat the moldy bread that will plague their souls forever. Although some people may find it odd that I am often found panting and sweating whenever I see a piece of food or anything that I like, I believe that my training will pay off in the long run.

SBSP wrote:Gambling is set up so that it should be impossible to make money.

BladeGunner wrote:While I truly admire your self control, isn't is slightly unethical to let others contaminate their souls just so you no longer have to confront temptation? Do you not see it as your moral obligation to also spread your ways to those around you in order to elevate them as human beings? You have been provided with a gift, master Glen. It is the least you can do to share it with the oblivious ignoramuses who plague our streets. The fate of the world lies with you.

El_indian wrote:

SBSP wrote:Gambling is set up so that it should be impossible to make money.

it's not impossible but the chances are in the Casino's favour..

BladeGunner wrote:

El_indian wrote:

it's not impossible but the chances are in the Casino's favour..

WRONG! The odds are in Katniss Everdeen's favour, dickhead.

Glen Damon wrote:

BladeGunner wrote:While I truly admire your self control, isn't is slightly unethical to let others contaminate their souls just so you no longer have to confront temptation? Do you not see it as your moral obligation to also spread your ways to those around you in order to elevate them as human beings? You have been provided with a gift, master Glen. It is the least you can do to share it with the oblivious ignoramuses who plague our streets. The fate of the world lies with you.

The problem is, Blade, that when I am focusing on my breathing and panting, I often struggle to speak coherently. Without my fully powered wit and JFK-esque oratory abilities, I am never quite compelling enough to convince my comrades not to eat of the bread that is moldy. I show them my clean bread and all of the wonderful oats inside, but they would sooner eat from the moldy bread and return home sick with the word of the devil in their stomachs than the word of truth etched delicately in their hearts. I need a few allies, allies who are willing to join me in going that extra step to help me restore morality to this society. And I reckon that the first step in doing so is to restore morality to the-playmaker.com.

BladeGunner wrote:

Glen Damon wrote:The problem is, Blade, that when I am focusing on my breathing and panting, I often struggle to speak coherently. Without my fully powered wit and JFK-esque oratory abilities, I am never quite compelling enough to convince my comrades not to eat of the bread that is moldy. I show them my clean bread and all of the wonderful oats inside, but they would sooner eat from the moldy bread and return home sick with the word of the devil in their stomachs than the word of truth etched delicately in their hearts. I need a few allies, allies who are willing to join me in going that extra step to help me restore morality to this society. And I reckon that the first step in doing so is to restore morality to the-playmaker.com.

Well, seeing as the-playmaker is the metaphorical and geographical centre of the earth, there surely isn't a better place to start. You have my unadulterated support, master Glen.

SBSP wrote:My maths teacher is so cool. There's this girl who's always sleeping in almost every class, and he just told her on FB to get some sleep.