"Sure, babe," I replied, stroking her hair. "What is it?"
She said, "Why are you with me?"
I said, "Because I love you."
She said, "I know, but this is the ladies toilets and I'm trying to have a shit."
Mr. Kurtz wrote:crump wrote:Fuck that shit.
I'll fight to the end, and sleep when I'm dead.King Carlos wrote:Anyone seriously ever considered killing themselves before? (srs)
I just did.
maybe I should read back in the thread, but i hope you dont atually speak to your girlfriend like that.King Carlos wrote:I was in the pub with my girlfriend last night when she said, "Can I ask you a question?"
"Sure, babe," I replied, stroking her hair. "What is it?"
She said, "Why are you with me?"
I said, "Because I love you."
She said, "I know, but this is the ladies toilets and I'm trying to have a shit."
Henrik's Tongue wrote:Jelavić7|EFC wrote:
This guy's pretty good.
Jelavić7|EFC wrote:He's not mad anyway.
Edit: He mutes him every time he's bossing him
crump wrote:ED PLEASE CENTRE YOUR SIG ITS DRIVING ME MAD
Ed wrote:crump wrote:ED PLEASE CENTRE YOUR SIG ITS DRIVING ME MAD
Jelavić7|EFC wrote:Hilarious.
N wrote:Looks like the adult version of Start.