Breaking News: Geoff Shreeves has just informed Andre Villas-Boas that he won't be getting a Champions League medal this season.
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Childish Logic-
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Chip wrote:I was trying to ask a girl to the ball and she hasn't replied to me for 15 minutes
do it face to face phaggot.
Jordan Henderchip-
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fairly sure I just fucked everything up with my possible ball date 
Kuled-
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HAHAHAChip wrote:fairly sure I just fucked everything up with my possible ball date
Jordan Henderchip-
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Kuled wrote:HAHAHAChip wrote:fairly sure I just fucked everything up with my possible ball date
I hope Malta blows up
Kuled-
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It won't lmao
Jordan Henderchip-
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Kuled wrote:It won't lmao
But if it did people wouldn't care. It probably wouldn't even make the news
Kuled-
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Hopefully Julia will be there at the time.
Mal-
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Hostage situation near my house. 
Jordan Henderchip-
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Kuled wrote:Hopefully Julia will be there at the time.
when I become an Admin I shall ban you just for that comment. Wishing death upon Julia. I'm shocked at you Kuled
Mal-
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Stephen Hull @hullstephen
Just interviewed woman who was target of attack. Man came into logistics office strapped up with 4 canisters threatening to blow himself up
He failed a training course and wanted his money back. She said he has four hostages, but not confirmed.
Two roads away from my old house.
Kuled-
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Still shocked that Guardiola's gone, will Barca be the same?
crump-
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Afternoon all.
How is everyone?
How is everyone?
crump-
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Adam Deacon swag on Loose Women 
crump-
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Sky News now.
Hostage situation, shit going down.
Hostage situation, shit going down.
luke.-
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Please, I fucking beg you, read the thread before posting crump, it really helps make you look like less of a cunt.
crump-
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I already saw it. Pipe down.
ShakerMatty-
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Chorley V FC United at Chorley tomorrow.
Really hope Chorley get a win, i met a few of there fans on the train back from Preston a few weeks ago.
Really hope Chorley get a win, i met a few of there fans on the train back from Preston a few weeks ago.
Mason-
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Hello
Lux-
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I had a pretty nice dream last night...
Was on a big boat with multiple floors...every floor up was smaller and had richer/classier people.
I am on the middle floor...and it's night-time. It doesn't take much time for me to notice that everyone is young (so older teenagers up to late twenties). There is pretty much a lot more women than men...and most are supermodel/10. The situation feels like those places where animals meet up once every year to mate..most are trying to seduce each other or are already kissing...half the bedrooms on the side of the deck have their lights on and there are lots of orgasms.
So basically the only thing on my mind is to get a girl and get to business
I am pretty much just walking around and get a few offers..but some dodgy girls have come up from the lower slut floor and I'm looking for better game. So I go up to the executive super rich/classy floor and it's a small deck. I would go over to talk but I'm being awkward and just waltz around...until a hot brunette comes up to me and says "Want to fuck?". I have a big grin on my face and I say "Sure let's go back to mine." So we're holding hands, flirting or w/e I don't remember....get back to outside my room, snog for a while then we're about to go inside and get it on and my mum comes out of her room saying embarrassing shit....the girl ends up leaving and I just 
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So now it's late and the decks are emptying....most people are taken and I'm in a rush to find someone....so I'm looking around the decks for someone hot and see a few but most are talking to themselves and approaching a group is awkward so I keep going....then meet someone who happens to be the twin of the last girl I was with. She somehow knows about what happened but says let's go to her place instead...snog entails and we are going to start getting to business when.....*alarm*
Was on a big boat with multiple floors...every floor up was smaller and had richer/classier people.
I am on the middle floor...and it's night-time. It doesn't take much time for me to notice that everyone is young (so older teenagers up to late twenties). There is pretty much a lot more women than men...and most are supermodel/10. The situation feels like those places where animals meet up once every year to mate..most are trying to seduce each other or are already kissing...half the bedrooms on the side of the deck have their lights on and there are lots of orgasms
.So basically the only thing on my mind is to get a girl and get to business
I am pretty much just walking around and get a few offers..but some dodgy girls have come up from the lower slut floor and I'm looking for better game. So I go up to the executive super rich/classy floor and it's a small deck. I would go over to talk but I'm being awkward and just waltz around...until a hot brunette comes up to me and says "Want to fuck?". I have a big grin on my face and I say "Sure let's go back to mine." So we're holding hands, flirting or w/e I don't remember....get back to outside my room, snog for a while then we're about to go inside and get it on and my mum comes out of her room saying embarrassing shit....the girl ends up leaving and I just .So now it's late and the decks are emptying....most people are taken and I'm in a rush to find someone....so I'm looking around the decks for someone hot and see a few but most are talking to themselves and approaching a group is awkward so I keep going....then meet someone who happens to be the twin of the last girl I was with. She somehow knows about what happened but says let's go to her place instead...snog entails and we are going to start getting to business when.....*alarm*
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Lux wrote:I had a pretty nice dream last night...
Was on a big boat with multiple floors...every floor up was smaller and had richer/classier people.
I am on the middle floor...and it's night-time. It doesn't take much time for me to notice that everyone is young (so older teenagers up to late twenties). There is pretty much a lot more women than men...and most are supermodel/10. The situation feels like those places where animals meet up once every year to mate..most are trying to seduce each other or are already kissing...half the bedrooms on the side of the deck have their lights on and there are lots of orgasms
So basically the only thing on my mind is to get a girl and get to business
So now it's late and the decks are emptying....most people are taken and I'm in a rush to find someone....so I'm looking around the decks for someone hot and see a few but most are talking to themselves and approaching a group is awkward so I keep going....then meet someone who happens to be the twin of the last girl I was with. She somehow knows about what happened but says let's go to her place instead...snog entails and we are going to start getting to business when.....*alarm*
Strong wrong use of Oh God Why meme.
Lux-
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ScottyBoy_1989 wrote:Strong wrong use of Oh God Why meme.
I posted videos and pictures of myself when I was younger and everyone on the-playmaker.com mocked me.
Better?
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ahlycotc wrote:If Zamalek's third choice keeper gets injured this weekend in their CL match, Amr Zaki will have to play as keeper.
And the chances of that ... well, speaks for itself doesn't it.
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Jelavić7|EFC wrote:ahlycotc wrote:If Zamalek's third choice keeper gets injured this weekend in their CL match, Amr Zaki will have to play as keeper.
And the chances of that ... well, speaks for itself doesn't it.
What's with the ECWC fest in your avatar, signature, and all over your profile?
It's the diddy cup.
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Henrik's Tongue wrote:Jelavić7|EFC wrote:
And the chances of that ... well, speaks for itself doesn't it.
What's with the ECWC fest in your avatar, signature, and all over your profile?
It's the diddy cup.
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Jelavić7|EFC wrote:Henrik's Tongue wrote:
What's with the ECWC fest in your avatar, signature, and all over your profile?
It's the diddy cup.
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