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Billy Davies wrote:Footballers shouldnt bring out books until they retire.

Walcott has one and he's what, 21/22?

And they miss out big moments in their careers such as Torres' - no mention of him being a world cup winner

Or turning shit.

Does Roy Keane have one?

I was looking to download it online. Be assed buying it, manc cunt.

Creative title of "Keane: The Autobiography".

2002 though. 3 years before he quit United.

That's why I think Neville's and Scholes' should be good. Waited until retirement to release one, but Scholes fucked that up.

Gatsby wrote:Srs though it's too sore alitong your wrist, pills don't work, what the fuck like.

Could always try cyanide.

NZG wrote:

Gatsby wrote:

But it's called the easy way out, my dick it is.

jump off a bridge.

easy.

Saw a video on misc of people jumping off the golden gate bridge. Some of them were on the size for a while before they jumped off, some just jumped off directly.

I watched 40 minutes of a documentary about people jumping off the golden gate bridge yesterday. There was still an hour left to watch, but as you can imagine it all got a bit too doom and gloom for my liking.

Where is one supposed to buy cyanide?

Also I have fuck all bridges near me.

Looking through random autobiographies on Amazon. There really are some morons who review things.

I was bought this book as a gift. I found the language typical of a man who left school early to follow his sport, and one who had no care for anything but entertaining himself. I started the book thinking little of a George Best, who ruined himself several times over. I was unable to continue reading after chapter 3, such was my dislike for him.

I can think of far more interesting sports (auto)biographies than this drab, unimaginative and self indulgent scrawl.



A comment on Best's book.

Ouch

luke. wrote:

NZG wrote:

jump off a bridge.

easy.

Saw a video on misc of people jumping off the golden gate bridge. Some of them were on the size for a while before they jumped off, some just jumped off directly.

I watched 40 minutes of a documentary about people jumping off the golden gate bridge yesterday. There was still an hour left to watch, but as you can imagine it all got a bit too doom and gloom for my liking.

What was it called?

A shotgun to the head is supposedly the most effective way of suicide.

Could also try Seppuku, just incase you happen to be down with Japanese rituals.

Where would Sean get a sword from?

I own neither a shotgun nor a Japenese sword, you see why its so hard to die in 21st Century Ireland.

Choke on a potato, that's ironic

You could try simply walking into Mordor.

Also it was called, 'The Bridge', very thoughtfully named really.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B007IT89IQ

luke. wrote:

NZG wrote:

jump off a bridge.

easy.

Saw a video on misc of people jumping off the golden gate bridge. Some of them were on the size for a while before they jumped off, some just jumped off directly.

I watched 40 minutes of a documentary about people jumping off the golden gate bridge yesterday. There was still an hour left to watch, but as you can imagine it all got a bit too doom and gloom for my liking.

Depressing as fuck. Seeing them fall is just wow.

Gatsby wrote:Where is one supposed to buy cyanide?

Also I have fuck all bridges near me.

Jump off a large building.

NZG wrote:

luke. wrote:

I watched 40 minutes of a documentary about people jumping off the golden gate bridge yesterday. There was still an hour left to watch, but as you can imagine it all got a bit too doom and gloom for my liking.

Depressing as fuck. Seeing them fall is just wow.

Gatsby wrote:Where is one supposed to buy cyanide?

Also I have fuck all bridges near me.

Jump off a large building.

That is also very hard to do when you live in Northern Ireland.

That "Mind Blowing" one?

I could try off my house but I dont know if its high enough.

If Sean uses one of our suggested methods of suicide does that make us accomplices in his suicide?

I'm too young to go to jail guys.

luke. wrote:If Sean uses one of our suggested methods of suicide does that make us accomplices in his suicide?

I'm too young to go to jail guys.

I actually thought that.

just imagine if David Moyes was able to spend £6.5m on James Beattie, £5m on Per Kroldrup, £5m on Simon Davies, £5m on Richard Wright, £10m on Diniyar Bilyadentov, £11m on Yakubu, £15m on an LMFAO impersonator

OH MY GOD

luke. wrote:

NZG wrote:

Depressing as fuck. Seeing them fall is just wow.




Jump off a large building.

That is also very hard to do when you live in Northern Ireland.

Ireland doesn't have tall buildings?

bullshit. Go to city, find a parking building or a hotel.

go to the rooftop.


jump off.

easy.




Taking your life is easy, that's why it is the easy way out.


(for legal reasons, i do not condone this sort of behavior.)

How can you go to jail for being an accomplance in suicide?

Gatsby wrote:How can you go to jail for being an accomplance in suicide?

If you don't stop them then it is basically helping someone murder themselves.

Well we're not exactly taking preventative action, so I guess you could say we're planting the idea in your head (Inception style) or that we're pushing you into it (I suppose this would fit more if one of us pushed you off a cliff)

luke. wrote:

just imagine if David Moyes was able to spend £6.5m on James Beattie, £5m on Per Kroldrup, £5m on Simon Davies, £5m on Richard Wright, £10m on Diniyar Bilyadentov, £11m on Yakubu, £15m on an LMFAO impersonator

OH MY GOD

Ironically the "LMFAO impersonator" is the best player on that list.

Fuck that, its not your responsibility to stop me, its not like you're directly involved, it couldnt be a felony

If worse comes to the worse and you find out somehow I have killed myself just delete all your posts mentioning it.

I'll be sad though.

I'll attend your funeral.

If that makes you feel any better.