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Jord wrote:

Jelavić7|EFC wrote:

BUH JELA MUZ B LYIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111

Why would microsoft employ this?

I've not even been interviewed yet, calm down.

Jordi wrote:

hume7 wrote:

dafuq

The old Pavilion stand iirc.

Yeah but it was knocked down years ago

BladeGunner wrote:

Jelavić7|EFC wrote:

It's an apprenticeship.

Oh, yeah, I forgot they give apprenticeships to random sixteen year-olds who aren't finished with school yet. Silly me.

You can leave at 16, whenever the fuck you like.

You would need A-Levels at minimum to do an apprenticeship at MS, surely.

Jordi wrote:You would need A-Levels at minimum to do an apprenticeship at MS, surely.

5 GCSE's at level C or above.

Jordi wrote:You would need A-Levels at minimum to do an apprenticeship at MS, surely.

Well my mate just got one halfway through his programming degree.

Jelavić7|EFC wrote:

BladeGunner wrote:

Oh, yeah, I forgot they give apprenticeships to random sixteen year-olds who aren't finished with school yet. Silly me.

You can leave at 16, whenever the fuck you like.

If you drop out of school at 16 no company the size of Microsoft is even going to even consider hiring you.

BladeGunner wrote:

Jelavić7|EFC wrote:

You can leave at 16, whenever the fuck you like.

If you drop out of school at 16 no company the size of Microsoft is even going to even consider hiring you.

Which is why it's only an apprenticeship.

http://www.microsoftapprenticeship.co.uk/

You must have

Enthusiasm, professional attitude and the willingness to learn


Don't think you fit the bill Jela.

Jelavić7|EFC wrote:

BladeGunner wrote:

If you drop out of school at 16 no company the size of Microsoft is even going to even consider hiring you.

Which is why it's only an apprenticeship.

You still wouldn't get an apprenticeship. This conversation is over. I don't have time for the likes of you.

hume7 wrote:

Jordi wrote:The old Pavilion stand iirc.

Yeah but it was knocked down years ago

About 2007.

Jordi wrote:http://www.microsoftapprenticeship.co.uk/

You must have

Enthusiasm, professional attitude and the willingness to learn


Don't think you fit the bill Jela.

At least 5 GCSE’s (C and above) – Maths and English is a must

OMFG WINNING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL BUSSIN AHAHAHAHAHA ZOMG YASSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111 SO FUCKING EASY



Jela wins again.

Jelavić7|EFC wrote:

BladeGunner wrote:

Oh, yeah, I forgot they give apprenticeships to random sixteen year-olds who aren't finished with school yet. Silly me.

You can leave at 16, whenever the fuck you like.

You can't anymore in England.

I don't know how it works in the UK, but here, interns (especially at big firms like Microsoft) are top quality college students.

I thought you were going to be normal after your ban expired? You've turned to the old spasticated Jela we all know and hate.

Jordo wrote:

Jelavić7|EFC wrote:

You can leave at 16, whenever the fuck you like.

You can't anymore in England.

Do you need to be 18?

"So you dropped out of school?"

"Yeah"

"You sound perfect for this role, welcome to Microsoft, Jela"

Jordi wrote:I thought you were going to be normal after your ban expired? You've turned to the old spasticated Jela we all know and hate.

And why is that? Typical fucking doubting wanks.

Proved you wrong now stfu and sit down, lol.

Jord wrote:"So you dropped out of school?"

"Yeah"

"You sound perfect for this role, welcome to Microsoft, Jela"

I'm still at school though.

You never proved me wrong at all.

I work at ticketline.

A wide range of jobs
Once qualified, most apprentices will work in a systems administrator or
support role and then work their way upwards, developing their careers
as they go. But the range of possible jobs is huge – for example, you
could end up working on:

• application development and programming.
  
• film special effects and animation.
  
• Formula One car design.
  
• mobile phone games and applications.
  
• Nintendo Wii, Microsoft Xbox 360 and Sony PlayStation 3 games.
  
• security and defence.
  
• systems administration and support.
  
• website development
  

Formula One car design.

Have a word.

Jordi wrote:You never proved me wrong at all.

Evidence suggests that I did. So actually, I've done nothing wrong here. It's the jealousy that hurts them.

Walcott wrote:

A wide range of jobs
Once qualified, most apprentices will work in a systems administrator or
support role and then work their way upwards, developing their careers
as they go. But the range of possible jobs is huge – for example, you
could end up working on:

• application development and programming.
  
• film special effects and animation.
  
• Formula One car design.
  
• mobile phone games and applications.
  
• Nintendo Wii, Microsoft Xbox 360 and Sony PlayStation 3 games.
  
• security and defence.
  
• systems administration and support.
  
• website development
  

Formula One car design.

Have a word.

Or you could not get the job at all.

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A telephone interview? Dafuq.

Anyway, I just signed my contract

kyro7 wrote:

You still doin work?

Jord wrote:

Jelavić7|EFC wrote:

BUH JELA MUZ B LYIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111

Why would microsoft employ this?

They would be stupid not to. Jela = God.

Afternoon