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Jordi wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2117319/Mothers-bid-fattest-human-115-stone---shes-marrying-chef-help-her.html

My word indeed.

What a waste of resources. I hope she dies.

crump wrote:Word on the street for McDonalds

Monopoly starts tomorrow
Quarter pounder with or without bacon
Creme Egg McFlurry

I must have the record for the largest amount of apple pies won.
Not a fan to be honest.

Still, free food. Who am I to complain?

I hate when people wish for other people to die. Always makes me want to say something rude.

Hahaha, fuck dem Apple pies!

Just been randomly added by 'Simon' who's from South Africa on BBM!

Ché Guayaba wrote:I hate when people wish for other people to die. Always makes me want to say something rude.

Say it then. I wouldn't mind hearing it.

Gervinho's sister was just on TV...

I'm a stoic. My emotions don't control me. I control my emotions.

GOATarenka wrote:

Rick Rosstrich wrote:Gervinho's sister was just on TV...

Mde me choke on my ready brek

Earthquake in Mexico 7.8 on the Richter scale.

Even when they are aside you can see it's hard to stand still.

Jordi wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2117319/Mothers-bid-fattest-human-115-stone---shes-marrying-chef-help-her.html

My word indeed.

Might as well go for it when you're that fucking fat.

There's surely no way she'll survive to get to 115 stone? I don't know why anyone would want to get that fat. 54 stone is monstrous as it is.

Do they shag?

When ever I think of strikers Liverpool should of bought instead of Andy Carroll, Sow is usually high on that list.

Then again you are probably better off with Cameron Jerome than Andy Carroll.

crump wrote:Do they shag?

If he can find it.

crump wrote:Do they shag?

Now how the hell would we know?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2117800/F--Kim-Kardashians-brand-Jason-Statham-latest-celebrity-swipe-reality-star.html

+1 added to Statham's already huge lad points.

Them legs.

Rick Rosstrich wrote:Gervinho's sister was just on TV...

crump wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2117800/F--Kim-Kardashians-brand-Jason-Statham-latest-celebrity-swipe-reality-star.html

+1 added to Statham's already huge lad points.

He mad.

Just sounds like a jealous old fool. Especially since he's not exactly a master thespian.

Ché Guayaba wrote:

When ever I think of strikers Liverpool should of bought instead of Andy Carroll, Sow is usually high on that list.

Then again you are probably better off with Cameron Jerome than Andy Carroll.

I watched the game live. Twas great.

Ché Guayaba wrote:

crump wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2117800/F--Kim-Kardashians-brand-Jason-Statham-latest-celebrity-swipe-reality-star.html

+1 added to Statham's already huge lad points.

He mad.

Just sounds like a jealous old fool. Especially since he's not exactly a master thespian.

Really? Thought he sounded reasonable. Mad? Looks like an honest opinion to me.

Didnt even know Sow left Lille

Jordi wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2117319/Mothers-bid-fattest-human-115-stone---shes-marrying-chef-help-her.html

My word indeed.

Why would you want to become the fattest human?

Cam wrote:

Jordi wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2117319/Mothers-bid-fattest-human-115-stone---shes-marrying-chef-help-her.html

My word indeed.

Why would you want to become the fattest human?

Guinness Book of Records cuuuuuuzzzzzzz.

Cam wrote:

Jordi wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2117319/Mothers-bid-fattest-human-115-stone---shes-marrying-chef-help-her.html

My word indeed.

Why would you want to become the fattest human?

To fast-track her way to death, I would imagine.

Danny wrote:

Cam wrote:

Why would you want to become the fattest human?

Guinness Book of Records cuuuuuuzzzzzzz.

Not a good record to have though. Like being the world's smelliest man or some shit.

Geordie Shore soon

Sean wrote:Didnt even know Sow left Lille

I just looked him up, he's at fucking Fenerbache

5 in 7 isn't a bad start.