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Jelavić7|EFC wrote:

King Carlos wrote:Some kid who goes to my school just bought these:

http://www.lindafarrow.co.uk/catalog/all-glasses/jeremy-scott-cross-c1/740

WTF?

Very random.

Anyways, I'm off to the pub to watch the football.

Don't drink too much Tennent's, know what you're like.

Good god, just seen an advertisement for 'Gillette Soccer Saturday LIVE'

Hello.

An unnamed Premier League footballer makes his 900th appearance today

Jord wrote:

Kuled wrote:Really sad to hear that Jord, I really feel sorry for you.

It's a horrible feeling. The worst part is actually the emptyness you feel when you realise that they're no longer there. How old are your dogs, Kuled?

My westie died at around 14, but it started to suffer from heart problems a few month before he died. The vet told us that he had two minor heart attacks recently and we didn't even notice. Must of been horrible for him.

That's terrible. My oldest dog Ally is still 7, the other two are 5. I can't imagine not having them with me.

I love tea that's just a little bit too hot.

http://www.vipbox.tv/watch/36187/1/wks-slask-wroclaw-vs-legia-warsaw-live-stream-online.html

Not a bad game this one.

Lus Suarez wrote:http://www.vipbox.tv/watch/36187/1/wks-slask-wroclaw-vs-legia-warsaw-live-stream-online.html

Not a bad game this one.

I think everyone is watching Spurs vs Arsenal.

Yup, hence my recent post in Arsenal thread.

I have a dilemma later.. Watch Wisla game or watch Dortmund game? They start only 15 minutes apart.

Or.. watch the Carling Cup Final!

Hahahaha. No.

Polish, have you ever heard of bookmarks?

Yes, but I don't use them. (Largely due part to my firefox add-on Too-many-tabs which makes bookmarks obsolete) Why?

Ljuboja with fantastic goal from free kick following Slask red card. 3-0.

Knockout.

Lu❣s Suarez wrote:Yes, but I don't use them. (Largely due part to my firefox add-on Too-many-tabs which makes bookmarks obsolete) Why?

Your signature.

It's just easier. I am not going to bookmark threads. Why do that?

Fucks sakes.

Because you really hate searching for them?

Bookmarks are for purely important things I want to find later.

You are golden, polska.

How do you change your name?

Big_Lad_Pardew wrote:How do you change your name?

Post in the playmaker points transactions thread in Rules and Announcements at the top of the main page.

ayvee1 wrote:

Big_Lad_Pardew wrote:How do you change your name?

Post in the playmaker points transactions thread in Rules and Announcements at the top of the main page.

Thanks

Big_Lad_Pardew wrote:How do you change your name?

http://www.ukdps.co.uk/

Now, I'm sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.

Okay, here's the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit's teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming "SHIT! SHIT!". Now, my good friend, Tom we'll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting "FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN'T GET IT! FUCK!". By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.

Here's the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, 'Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I'm... I'm FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.

And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he jut fucked up big time because his mom isn't defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.

I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.