Liverpool FC Official Thread

Danno wrote:

Glen Damon wrote:Excellently. We should have bagged 10, in all honesty.

And I heard master Downing got an assist.

Master Downing and master Carroll combined for the first time.

Master Carroll was fantastic, he got an assist or two I believe. Glen also scored a goal, but it will probably go down as an own goal for Bridcutt.

Bridcutt! The wanker

Jord wrote:Bridcutt! The wanker

He stole two perfectly good goals from our players, the greedy git.

Should be banned in my opinion.

Glen Damon wrote:

Jord wrote:Bridcutt! The wanker

He stole two perfectly good goals from our players, the greedy git.

Attention seeking is what it was, just wanted the spotlight.

Eternal Witcher wrote:

Glen Damon wrote:He stole two perfectly good goals from our players, the greedy git.

Attention seeking is what it was, just wanted the spotlight.

He didn't even look saddened after each strike.

I think we are onto something.

Liverpool spy. Destroying the club from within.

Jord wrote:Liverpool spy. Destroying the club from within.

What have we got against Brighton?

Cam wrote:

Jord wrote:Liverpool spy. Destroying the club from within.

What have we got against Brighton?

They stole Steven Gerrards roofer

Jord wrote:

Cam wrote:

What have we got against Brighton?

They stole Steven Gerrards roofer

I was expecting something about Gays

Cam wrote:

Jord wrote:They stole Steven Gerrards roofer

I was expecting something about Gays

Doesn't want to offend you.

It's not like there's a MLP thread or anything.

Rather be in top 4. Better in the long run than 2 cups

I think i'd take a cup and top 4 over two cups

NZG wrote:Rather be in top 4. Better in the long run than 2 cups

Please don't post that ever again.

NZG wrote:Rather be in top 4. Better in the long run than 2 cups

NOOOOO!

Rather be in top 4. Better in the long run than 2 cups

NZG wrote:Rather be in top 4. Better in the long run than 2 cups

MY EYES

I'd rather win both cups and finish 4th.

Blasphemy

I want the two cups AND top 4. But trophies are a clubs main priority.

Eternal Witcher wrote:

NZG wrote:Rather be in top 4. Better in the long run than 2 cups

Please don't post that ever again.

Jord wrote:

NZG wrote:Rather be in top 4. Better in the long run than 2 cups

NOOOOO!

Cadbury wrote:

NZG wrote:Rather be in top 4. Better in the long run than 2 cups

MY EYES

Looooooooool

Screw you guys. I'm going home.

NZG wrote:Screw you guys. I'm going home.

Don't do that. Your place is here, in middle-earth.

I think its been like 1300 minutes without a goal for Torres

Mustangt125 wrote:I think its been like 1300 minutes without a goal for Torres

Everytime a week goes by and he doesn't score my grin just gets bigger. I really relish him not scoring

I bet he feels like a right tit.

Jord wrote:

Mustangt125 wrote:I think its been like 1300 minutes without a goal for Torres

Everytime a week goes by and he doesn't score my grin just gets bigger. I really relish him not scoring

I bet he feels like a right tit.

Me too, now the media don't even make a big deal when he fails to score in a game, shows how far he's fallen.

Warren Barton said that Torres' career is over, while Carroll's career is beginning to kick off.

Good sign.

There is a very strong rumour circulating up here that Luis Suarez may be in more trouble. Apparently he was overhead saying something to the streaker which when translated from Spanish into Dutch, then into Gaelic and finally into English, is streakerphobic. Luis Suarez is already claiming cultural differences, apparently he claims he only said the equivalent to "Nice cock".
Unfortunately, Taea Powerless, chair of DAS (Dick Appreciation Society) has already made a formal complaint to the FA. Luis may be in more trouble but Kenny has pledged his full support and promised that every player will stand up for him

Got a good powerful finish in him Carroll, at least where his foot's concerned. His headers are a different story, he's nothing special, just can't keep it down when its laid on a plate.

Jord wrote:There is a very strong rumour circulating up here that Luis Suarez may be in more trouble. Apparently he was overhead saying something to the streaker which when translated from Spanish into Dutch, then into Gaelic and finally into English, is streakerphobic. Luis Suarez is already claiming cultural differences, apparently he claims he only said the equivalent to "Nice cock".
Unfortunately, Taea Powerless, chair of DAS (Dick Appreciation Society) has already made a formal complaint to the FA. Luis may be in more trouble but Kenny has pledged his full support and promised that every player will stand up for him

Final nail on the coffee and all that. Strong feeling he'll be gone before next season gets kicked off and all that.