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Childish Logic-
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You know it's a shithole when the town tramp is acknowledged on the internet:
Barry is a true person, the poor crack-heads been sleeping in that tunnel for years, everyone knows him.
The village is renowned for its greenery and lack of concrete, with a fine spring display of , daffodils and small friendly pixies. Before it's recent demolishment to make space for the metrolink, the underneath of mumps bridge was home to the village sasquatch also known as 'Barry' Barry stalks the Oldham streets growling in your ear when you least expect it; if approached by Barry known for his abundance of facial hair, refrain from making eye contact as he may nibble on your ear lobe; one of his favourite pastimes. Once you smell Barry's cider breath and feel his hair tickle the back of your neck never turn around. Just keep on walking until you find sanctuary in the closest McDonald's restaraunt or kebab shop.
Barry is a true person, the poor crack-heads been sleeping in that tunnel for years, everyone knows him.
Jordi- .
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My word.
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God, the world fucking sucks balls man. 
I'm out.
I'm out.
ayvee1- .
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Just back from the Gorbals, part one of my day done.
Kuled-
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Trying to learn Italian..
Jord-
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Is anyone elses hairdresser extremely aggressive? He's decent but the way he handles my hair is crazy 
Laurencio-
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The lack of blog updates is worrying...
Mal-
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I'm applying for Radio 1's Big Weekend just for Deadmau5. 
Mal-
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Laurencio wrote:The lack of blog updates is worrying...
Very.
crump-
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Jord wrote:Is anyone elses hairdresser extremely aggressive? He's decent but the way he handles my hair is crazy
When he goes to style my hair at the end it feels like my head is. Going to rip off.
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Jord wrote:Is anyone elses hairdresser extremely aggressive? He's decent but the way he handles my hair is crazy
Bet you like it rough.
Mason-
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Hello.
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This Morning - some weird supernatural shit going on. Proper weird.
I have collegge in 1 hour 15 minutes. Effort. It doesn't help I ride and there's a hill just before college on a 40 degree angle.
I have collegge in 1 hour 15 minutes. Effort. It doesn't help I ride and there's a hill just before college on a 40 degree angle.
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Mal wrote:Laurencio wrote:The lack of blog updates is worrying...
Very.
What blog?
Mal-
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/16900433
Garth Crooks has Evra in his team of the week.
His reason is even worse.
Garth Crooks has Evra in his team of the week.
His reason is even worse.
Kuled-
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And RioMal wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/16900433
Garth Crooks has Evra in his team of the week.
Our only good defender yesterday was Rafael. 
Theo Filippo-
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MIDFIELD - JUAN MATA, CHELSEA
This lad has found it tough to make the transition from the Spanish League to the English Premier League. The one thing he has never lacked, however, is the ability to work hard.
Is this some sick fucking joke? Stupid wonky eyed cunt.
This lad has found it tough to make the transition from the Spanish League to the English Premier League. The one thing he has never lacked, however, is the ability to work hard.
Is this some sick fucking joke? Stupid wonky eyed cunt.
Mal-
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Theo Filippo wrote:MIDFIELD - JUAN MATA, CHELSEA
This lad has found it tough to make the transition from the Spanish League to the English Premier League. The one thing he has never lacked, however, is the ability to work hard.
Is this some sick fucking joke? Stupid wonky eyed cunt.
He has to be the most clueless man in punditry.
Theo Filippo-
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'especially when you're facing one of the best goalkeepers in the world in Petr Cech.'
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Theo Filippo wrote:MIDFIELD - JUAN MATA, CHELSEA
This lad has found it tough to make the transition from the Spanish League to the English Premier League. The one thing he has never lacked, however, is the ability to work hard.
Is this some sick fucking joke? Stupid wonky eyed cunt.
Yeah, I saw that and facepalmed. Best part is the statistic he used at the end of the Mata section.
Did you know?
Mata has created 71 chances this season the most in the Premier League.
Yeah, he's definitely struggled.
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Poland like the French, traditionally WON wars. We were one of the strongest and powerful nations in Europe for most of our history, only our political system brought nobles too much power, where they then sided with our enemies during wars bringing the end to the Polish Kingdom which covered alot of Central and Eastern Europe. In WWII, we were grossly inadequate militarily being a new nation following WWI, and were still feeling the effects of it much like France. Unlike France however, we faced the two strongest militaries in the WORLD, at the same time.ahlycotc wrote:http://www.cracked.com/article_18409_the-5-most-statistically-full-shit-national-stereotypes.html
I think once our economy reaches the heights of our western European counterparts, our military will be about as powerful as them. Today we already do hold a fair share of the EU's military capacity, and comparing to our GDP, more per capita than any nation in the EU.
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Funny how people in the media bang on about it is hard for Spanish Players to come into the Premier League, but never the other way round.
If you can play in the PL, you can play in any league.
If you can play in the PL, you can play in any league.
dena-
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Polska, no one gives a fuck about poland, for the billionth time.
dena-
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I'm going to download pokemon red for my phone.
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Also I finished reading the article and call bullshit on te last one. Japanese people do have small dicks. I saw the survey results, America has average dick size, Europe and North Africa only slightly bigger than average, middle east+iran+india slightly smaller than average, Asia by far the smallest, Africa considerably bigger than average, but the kings were us Latinos with the biggest dick sizes in the world on average. 
A few African countries were monsters though.
A few African countries were monsters though.
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But you all have rotting teeth...Lus Suarez wrote:
Poland like the French, traditionally WON wars. We were one of the strongest and powerful nations in Europe for most of our history, only our political system brought nobles too much power, where they then sided with our enemies during wars bringing the end to the Polish Kingdom which covered alot of Central and Eastern Europe. In WWII, we were grossly inadequate militarily being a new nation following WWI, and were still feeling the effects of it much like France. Unlike France however, we faced the two strongest militaries in the WORLD, at the same time.ahlycotc wrote:http://www.cracked.com/article_18409_the-5-most-statistically-full-shit-national-stereotypes.html
I think once our economy reaches the heights of our western European counterparts, our military will be about as powerful as them. Today we already do hold a fair share of the EU's military capacity, and comparing to our GDP, more per capita than any nation in the EU.
Im good to go with that if you are.
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Meh, we have a rather large skinhead rural population all with shitty teeth. That actually didn't surprise me at all.
I don't think the cities are that bad teethwise.
I don't think the cities are that bad teethwise.
Jordi- .
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LuPoland like the French, traditionally WON wars. We were one of the strongest and powerful nations in Europe for most of our history, only our political system brought nobles too much power, where they then sided with our enemies during wars bringing the end to the Polish Kingdom which covered alot of Central and Eastern Europe. In WWII, we were grossly inadequate militarily being a new nation following WWI, and were still feeling the effects of it much like France. Unlike France however, we faced the two strongest militaries in the WORLD, at the same time.ahlycotc wrote:http://www.cracked.com/article_18409_the-5-most-statistically-full-shit-national-stereotypes.html
I think once our economy reaches the heights of our western European counterparts, our military will be about as powerful as them. Today we already do hold a fair share of the EU's military capacity, and comparing to our GDP, more per capita than any nation in the EU.
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