Chat Thread

RobynVanPersie wrote:

Cam wrote:Guys, This person gave me their number, and I texted her, and she replied but my phone isn't receiving her texts, anyone know why?

She lied to you.

No, it's been like this for months, we were standing next to each other and we texted but my phone wouldn't get the message.

Zlatan wrote:

I'm thinking a big title reign similar of that of Mark Henry's, but even more dominant. Maybe a Royal Rumble win in the process. Would be great.

Royal Rumble win would be great, hes the best guy in the history of the Rumble

RobynVanPersie wrote:

Forest wrote:Shit. Just found out Astro went off X Factor

Time to cry myself to sleep, night.

You're at least a fortnight behind

I am assuming he watches it on T.V and not YouTube.

Any of you guys ever get layed in bed wanting to go sleep then half an hour later accepting it's not going to happen so you get up and wank to tire yourself out? Or that just me?

ClarkY wrote:

Forest wrote:Shit. Just found out Astro went off X Factor

Time to cry myself to sleep, night.

Hated the cunt

They should raise the age limit. All 3 acts under the age of 16 each couldn't handle it.

Astro: Says he doesn't want to perform
Rachel: Says she doesn't mind going home it has been good, goes home, falls to the floor weeping crying for mummy
Drew: Nuff Said

i honestly though either drew or astro would win it.

then both of them are voted off at the same time.

I expected Nick Voss to win, just sucks L.A was looking for a new 'hip, young thing' and not a performer like him. He could of brought back Elvis, in-stead, he keeps a former drug user in That was harsh, Chris Rene is good. I want Josh to win, he isn't bullshit, dressed up in the past, he is what he is.

Made the film. Macaulay Culkin basically died after a few years, had no idea he dated Mila Kunis for years

Start. wrote:Any of you guys ever get layed in bed wanting to go sleep then half an hour later accepting it's not going to happen so you get up and wank to tire yourself out? Or that just me?

Yes,, but I do not wank. I do not condone ejaculation.

Cam wrote:

RobynVanPersie wrote:

She lied to you.

No, it's been like this for months, we were standing next to each other and we texted but my phone wouldn't get the message.

she blocked you or it is a sign that you should call her.

ClarkY wrote:

RobynVanPersie wrote:

You're at least a fortnight behind

I am assuming he watches it on T.V and not YouTube.

I thought ITV2 were only a day or two behind?

Pippo Inzaghi wrote:

Start. wrote:Any of you guys ever get layed in bed wanting to go sleep then half an hour later accepting it's not going to happen so you get up and wank to tire yourself out? Or that just me?

Yes,, but I do not wank. I do not condone ejaculation.

I'm sure a good looking lad like you does not have a wank now and again.

Can we not talk about masturbation in here again?

Start. wrote:

Pippo Inzaghi wrote:

Yes,, but I do not wank. I do not condone ejaculation.

I'm sure a good looking lad like you does not have a wank now and again.

No, ejaculaton is wrong.

Sean wrote:Can we not talk about masturbation in here again?

Sorry Sean.

RobynVanPersie wrote:

ClarkY wrote:

I am assuming he watches it on T.V and not YouTube.

I thought ITV2 were only a day or two behind?

Maybe. I watched it a few weeks ago and it was about 2 weeks behind, they may have caught up. Or he is just watching it on demand, and doesn't have the time?

Pippo Inzaghi wrote:

Start. wrote:

I'm sure a good looking lad like you does not have a wank now and again.

No, ejaculaton is wrong.

Why is it wrong Mr.Inzaghi?

Pip is a self proclaimed 'Awkward penguin'

Just watched one of ShamelessSmith videos. He talks in such passion about Laurent Koscielny, it actually brought a tear to my eye.

Start. wrote:

Pippo Inzaghi wrote:



No, ejaculaton is wrong.

Why is it wrong Mr.Inzaghi?

I look like a gremlin.

No, Sean we must.

A month or so ago I felt like having a wank but had just finished showering and didn't want to make a mess so I pulled a condom out. I ended up not being in the mood anymore so just tossed the already open condom across the room and went to sleep.

My room is a bit of a mess so I have no idea where the condom landed so every time I step out the room now I check my shoes to make sure I didn't step on it and drag it outside with me.

Pippo Inzaghi wrote:

Start. wrote:

Why is it wrong Mr.Inzaghi?

I look like a gremlin.

We all have our faults, I like a similar mix between Luka Modric and Ibra.

Ché Guayaba wrote:No, Sean we must.

A month or so ago I felt like having a wank but had just finished showering and didn't want to make a mess so I pulled a condom out. I ended up not being in the mood anymore so just tossed the already open condom across the room and went to sleep.

My room is a bit of a mess so I have no idea where the condom landed so every time I step out the room now I check my shoes to make sure I didn't step on it and drag it outside with me.

I always have a shower then fancy a wank, Never the other way around really get's me annoyed.

I think you should tidy your bedroom, my bedroom is spotless only thing I have on the floor is a cum-stained sock.

Ché Guayaba wrote:No, Sean we must.

A month or so ago I felt like having a wank but had just finished showering and didn't want to make a mess so I pulled a condom out. I ended up not being in the mood anymore so just tossed the already open condom across the room and went to sleep.

My room is a bit of a mess so I have no idea where the condom landed so every time I step out the room now I check my shoes to make sure I didn't step on it and drag it outside with me.

i only ever feel like having one before i go to sleep.

Anyone finished college yet?

I don't know why, but, I can no longer read more than 1 page without doing something else for a while

I have a really low sex drive, I never really have a wank because im like in the mood for one, just out of boredom, and even thats only like twice a week.

Sean wrote:I have a really low sex drive, I never really have a wank because im like in the mood for one, just out of boredom, and even thats only like twice a week.

I can't go more then 2 days without having 1/2.

I rarely wank anymore, I always use to.

ClarkY i've posted a reply in your graphics thread mate.

Cam wrote:

RobynVanPersie wrote:

She lied to you.

No, it's been like this for months, we were standing next to each other and we texted but my phone wouldn't get the message.

I had that problem with my Mum. Would only happen with her. I'd never get her texts.

There was no solution.

Hey Zzzonked, told you people would start neg-repping my every post. Check out the 'who would win a fight' thread. Some people are just pathetically bitter.