Liverpool FC Official Thread

Gegilworld93 wrote:Liverpool are going to sign Fernando

Alonso?

No, the Porto guy, apparently.

Cam wrote:No, the Porto guy, apparently.

is he any good?

I would jizz if we got him, make of that what you will.

'Sorry mate, your name is Ed Balls, nothing you say will be taken seriously.'

Someones statues.

Made me lol.

Cam wrote:I would jizz if we got him, make of that what you will.

You have premature ejaculation issues , if we somehow signed Gourcuff, now that would be Jizzworthy

kyro7 wrote:

xPeterLFC95 wrote:Head says Luuk de Jong, heart says Higuain.

Penis says fuck em all and stick Glen up front.

^^^^^

I like this guy.

We should sign Marco Reus

He's good

Stefan Frei is training with Liverpool.

Mr Leiva wrote:Stefan Frei is training with Liverpool.

oh lawd

We dont need Gourcuff. We need a finisher.

Who is Stefan Frei?

Cam wrote:Who is Stefan Frei?

Isn't he that guy he pwnd United the other day?

If we're taking anybody from Basel it should be that Shaqiri guy.

He is a yank goalie, training with us, while the MLS is not on.

Toronto keeper?

Sean wrote:Toronto keeper?

Yep.

That guy, Agudelo, is also training with us.

Hopefully they fuck off soon. Don't need any yanks playing for us.

NZG wrote:Hopefully they fuck off soon. Don't need any yanks playing for us.

There not.

They are just training.

Agudelo is a good player.

Is Sami Hyypia doing his coaching badges?

NZG wrote:Hopefully they fuck off soon. Don't need any yanks playing for us.

Rather us than any more shitty Kiwis or arabs.

Mustangt125 wrote:

NZG wrote:Hopefully they fuck off soon. Don't need any yanks playing for us.

Rather us than any more shitty Kiwis or arabs.

Yes, because there has been so many Kiwi's and 'arabs' at Liverpool hasnt there?

That Gareth Crooks dude on BBC is a fucking retard. He said this in his TOTW

Anyone who is partly responsible for keeping Jamie Carragher out of the
side must be either an excellent defender or in great form. I think
Agger falls into both categories. Didn't give QPR a sniff.

lul

Sean wrote:

Mustangt125 wrote:

Rather us than any more shitty Kiwis or arabs.

Yes, because there has been so many Kiwi's and 'arabs' at Liverpool hasnt there?

More than there have been "yanks". Move along.

Mustangt125 wrote:

Sean wrote:

Yes, because there has been so many Kiwi's and 'arabs' at Liverpool hasnt there?

More than there have been "yanks". Move along.

Brad Friedel. Checkmate!

Sean wrote:

Mustangt125 wrote:

More than there have been "yanks". Move along.

Brad Friedel. Checkmate!

You apparently don't know the rules of chess. We had the ultimate footballing prospect of all time on our books in Nabil el Zhar, some scrub from Morocco.

Mustangt125 wrote:

NZG wrote:Hopefully they fuck off soon. Don't need any yanks playing for us.

Rather us than any more shitty Kiwis or arabs.

This isn't about arabs or kiwis. I want the best for liverpool and that won't come from training with useless players.

I can look past where a player is from and look at talent alone.

You need to learn not to judge people on where they are from.

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Morocco is in africa.

Mustangt125 wrote:

Sean wrote:

Brad Friedel. Checkmate!

You apparently don't know the rules of chess. We had the ultimate footballing prospect of all time on our books in Nabil el Zhar, some scrub from Morocco.

Alright then, I raise you Zak Whitbread.

NZG wrote:

Mustangt125 wrote:

Rather us than any more shitty Kiwis or arabs.

This isn't about arabs or kiwis. I want the best for liverpool and that won't come from training with useless players.

I can look past where a player is from and look at talent alone.

You need to learn not to judge people on where they are from.

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Morocco is in africa.

There are millions upon millions of Arabs in Africa. And apparently you do not look past where they are from or you wouldn't dismiss players from America as useless yanks without having seen them play even once.

Sean - You may have me beat