Chat Thread

RR are you watching SD?

RR, can I lick your bumhole and play with your penis? I love you so much. srs.

ResurrectionRooney wrote:

Sammys_Tekkers wrote:If I get emailed by skybet about a £10 free bet once more I may cry, don't know how to do the fucker

Deposit £10, bet it on something, then they'll deposit £10 into your account.

Cheers, that why it didn't work Might give it a go when I get a bit more cash, will stick to my £1 accumulators atm.

SBSP wrote:I kind of get them.

Shame I don't have any context of football in the Americas, I always feel like I am missing out on some big joke whenever Che posts these.

VivaRonaldo wrote:RR are you watching SD?

No, see my answer last night for an explanation.

Forest wrote:RR, can I lick your bumhole and play with your penis? I love you so much. srs.

Only if you're willing to pay. Srs.

Sammys_Tekkers wrote:

ResurrectionRooney wrote:Deposit £10, bet it on something, then they'll deposit £10 into your account.

Cheers, that why it didn't work Might give it a go when I get a bit more cash, will stick to my £1 accumulators atm.

Accumulators are the best way to piss your money down the drain without realising it, apart from lotteries that is. Any advantage you might have as an individual over the bookmaker, you destroy it when you go for an accumulator. Might as well just play roulette.

Someone tried posting homework on FB, and their phone autocorrected it to Sanyo.

Most insane skills ever.

A bit new to them, but what a legend this guy is

Leg iiiitttt!!!!

Jog on.

Yay

Pretty self explanatory but basically imagine your parent catching you with cigarettes and as a punishment making you smoke the entire pack.

"Chocalas!"

SBSP wrote:Some of my vocab words for English: thanatopsis, suspirations, legerdemain, lucubrations, lionised. When the hell am I going to use these words?

The necrophiliac showed off his legerdemain by making a white substance shoot out of his penis as he read the thanatopsis all while his friends lionized his lucubrations as he finished off with one big, satisfying suspiration.

Ché Guayaba wrote:



Pretty self explanatory but basically imagine your parent catching you with cigarettes and as a punishment making you smoke the entire pack.

Chocalas!

That cartoon totally reminds me how irresponsible parents can sometimes be, reminds me of that time I tried opening a beer using a chainsaw instead of my dad trying to stop me he started to egg me on.

Por que?!

Mi amigo, el Ingles por favor. Si?

I have an irrational fear of listening to myself speak, especially when I sound like a dumbass.

Saw the lastest episode of House just a while ago. Yaya Dacosta.

Rei Andros wrote:I have an irrational fear of listening to myself speak, especially when I sound like a dumbass.

Saw the lastest episode of House just a while ago. Yaya Dacosta.

It sounds weird when I hear my own voice played back to me.

Gordon.

Ché Guayaba wrote:



If Gordon was around he'd enjoy these as much as me.

LOTR Mexican football media

Just posting a pic of Yaya just cuz.

Spoiler:

Funny thing is that those two pictures are from different sites, who would of thought to unrelated artist would come up with a lord of the rings theme on the same week.

Depressed about Hobit joining America though, like the cartoon says, that team makes players go bad.

It's also embarrassing how every time a Mexican player joins that club they always talk about how their entire lives they have dreamed of playing for that club. It's like they make them read a script.

Rei:



Also I get the LOTR reference now. Didn't know the hobbit joined America. Is America really that hated by Mexicans Che? Or is it just you?

polska. wrote:Rei:

Her eyes are scary, but nice boobs.

Most Mexicans hate Club America. They are a terrible institution. Plagued with rumors of corruption, shifty transfers, and immoral tactics.

It's one of those teams you either hate or are so deluded you love them.

Yeah, her eyes freaked me out the first time I saw her.

Apparently her name is Narissa Irving. Looks a whole lot less like some sort of mystic blind woman from pirates of the Caribbean without the added photoshop effect.

Fuck off che, I was looking for her too and got that same image.