If you had a time machine...

Go back and kill the 'Adam and Eve' of the apes that evolved into humans.

<----This guy has a love for history. But I would certainly not help Hannibal against the Romans. Roman history is the most interesting of all of them.

I'd consider the obvious few:

1) Go to future, get rich
2) Kill Hitler
3) Kill Bin Laden

Other options:
1) Go to Woodstock
2) Check out the dinosaurs

Stop the revolution

Carthage was interesting. They had war elephants, incredible generals, and were just as advanced as the Romans if not more. If not for a stupid decision from their own senate, Rome would have been cut short of her prime. The greatest empire that never was.

Carthago delenda est. Fuck the man who said that.

Eternal, do you know why I would go back to my date

Here's a clue

Spoiler:

VivaRonaldo wrote:Eternal, do you know why I would go back to my date

Here's a clue

Spoiler:

His debut.

Eternal Witcher wrote:Carthage was interesting. They had war elephants, incredible generals, and were just as advanced as the Romans if not more. If not for a stupid decision from their own senate, Rome would have been cut short of her prime. The greatest empire that never was.

Carthago delenda est. Fuck the man who said that.

how would you be able to gain there trust?

Scipio Africanus

Hate that guy.

Go back 10 years and make a time machine.

NZG wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:Carthage was interesting. They had war elephants, incredible generals, and were just as advanced as the Romans if not more. If not for a stupid decision from their own senate, Rome would have been cut short of her prime. The greatest empire that never was.

Carthago delenda est. Fuck the man who said that.

how would you be able to gain there trust?

I'm sure I could use my gift of hindsight to get around that. Or act like a mysterious soothsayer. Very superstitious that lot.

polska. wrote:Scipio Africanus

Hate that guy.

Egotistical cunt. Hannibal should have defeated him at Zuma, elephants had to be retarded and the mercenaries were cowards.

Wish they'd make a proper movie about Hannibal, the real one.

I would go back in time and help Antony and Cleopatra at the battle of Actium. Stop Octavian before he even started.

I would go back to travel along with Odysseus and his men.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0382731/


Been waiting for this for three years, still nothing.

Go back in time, and live my childhood as a genius.

Might get boring though

Get the Brits to lessen the tax on the colonists. Not saying the USA would still be Britain's bitch, but who knows.

1 Go to the Cavern Club to watch The Beatles.
2 Watch the Battle of Agincourt.
3 Go to Future to bring back all the medical advancements back to the past so my family can benefit.
4 Watch the 1953 Fa Cup final and the 1966 World Cup Final.
5 Help Blackpool FC by giving them a list of all future stars.

Eternal Witcher wrote:Carthage was interesting. They had war elephants, incredible generals, and were just as advanced as the Romans if not more. If not for a stupid decision from their own senate, Rome would have been cut short of her prime. The greatest empire that never was.

Carthago delenda est. Fuck the man who said that.

The score was 3-0 to the Romans.

Scipio Africanus

Destroy it, the second you go back into the past you're destroying the universe that you came from. Everything would develop differently.

BladeGunner14 wrote:Kill Adam and Eve.

You stole my idea.

I would either kill their offspring or prevent them from eating from the forbidden fruit.

Mustangt125 wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:Carthage was interesting. They had war elephants, incredible generals, and were just as advanced as the Romans if not more. If not for a stupid decision from their own senate, Rome would have been cut short of her prime. The greatest empire that never was.

Carthago delenda est. Fuck the man who said that.

The score was 3-0 to the Romans.

Scipio Africanus

The scoreline..was 20-1 to Hannibal. The ineptitude of the Carthaginian senate is irrelevant.

I would go forward to the Euro 2012 Final

watch the final and see who wins. Then I would print off every single result that happened in that tournament, and every single league in Europe. Then I would make a fucking killing betting on games

Chip wrote:I would go forward to the Euro 2012 Final

watch the final and see who wins. Then I would print off every single result that happened in that tournament, and every single league in Europe. Then I would make a fucking killing betting on games

And get busted for the most incredible match fixing plot in history.

All this betting talk reminds me of this scene...

ResurrectionRooney wrote:

Chip wrote:I would go forward to the Euro 2012 Final

watch the final and see who wins. Then I would print off every single result that happened in that tournament, and every single league in Europe. Then I would make a fucking killing betting on games

And get busted for the most incredible match fixing plot in history.

Like I said earlier. Betting is too risky.

Put your money in the stock market instead.

Eternal Witcher wrote:

Mustangt125 wrote:

The score was 3-0 to the Romans.

Scipio Africanus

The scoreline..was 20-1 to Hannibal. The ineptitude of the Carthaginian senate is irrelevant.

Carthage was razed to the ground and humiliated on multiple occasions by the Romans. Yes Hannibal was good, but they still couldn't handle the Romans. Nor could the Greeks for that matter

I would go back to Jesus time, bring Jesus back here with me, let him use my computer, let him use my account, and then tell him troll RR

Funny..I just dreamt about this today, and in my dream I went before the 09/10 season started and since I already knew what the scores were going to be I made bets on the results

Mustangt125 wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:

The scoreline..was 20-1 to Hannibal. The ineptitude of the Carthaginian senate is irrelevant.

Carthage was razed to the ground and humiliated on multiple occasions by the Romans. Yes Hannibal was good, but they still couldn't handle the Romans. Nor could the Greeks for that matter

The Romans only won the war through loyalty, home advantage, the interception of a Macedonian messenger just when their two main enemies were about to forge an alliance, and chiefly the mind-numbing lack of reinforcements given to Hannibal after the battle of Cannae. There are so many what ifs about the Punic wars, events that could have changed so much of this world. Would have helped if Hannibal wasn't the only master tactician Carthage had to offer. At the end of it all, it was one of the greatest and most interesting conflicts in history. No doubting that.

Besides, I could just play Rome Total War and secure world domination with Carthage.

polska. wrote:

ResurrectionRooney wrote:

And get busted for the most incredible match fixing plot in history.

Like I said earlier. Betting is too risky.

Put your money in the stock market instead.

That's risky too. You could get busted for insider information.