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Van Wolfswinkel-
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We found Dove in a soapless place 
I chuckled when I read that
I chuckled when I read that
Danny-
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Location : Burscough
I saw that today as well Forest, provided a good little laugh. 
Off to bed. Wonder what boring lesson I'll be falling asleep in tomorrow.
Off to bed. Wonder what boring lesson I'll be falling asleep in tomorrow.
Zzonked-
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Zzonked wrote:ayvee1 wrote:Going to the cinema for the first time in fucking ages tomorrow night.
What to see?
This was my 10,000th post. I definitely made an effort to make that a memorable event.
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I've found myself reading comments from Africans on Goal.com ever since Bogdan mentioned it the other day. Had me in stitches earlier in Media
Abideen Ikire,osun state,Nigeria.
23:18 23 Nov 2011
I think is now obvious dat arsenal is one of d best team in d world,v.persie u ar a legend pls pen a new contract.
Abideen Ikire,osun state,Nigeria.
23:18 23 Nov 2011
I think is now obvious dat arsenal is one of d best team in d world,v.persie u ar a legend pls pen a new contract.
The Zlatan-
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Forest wrote:I've found myself reading comments from Africans on Goal.com ever since Bogdan mentioned it the other day. Had me in stitches earlier in Media
Abideen Ikire,osun state,Nigeria.
23:18 23 Nov 2011
I think is now obvious dat arsenal is one of d best team in d world,v.persie u ar a legend pls pen a new contract.
The Nigerians of Goal.com
Clark-
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Goal comments are amazing when it comes to Africans.
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Zlatan wrote:Forest wrote:I've found myself reading comments from Africans on Goal.com ever since Bogdan mentioned it the other day. Had me in stitches earlier in Media
Abideen Ikire,osun state,Nigeria.
23:18 23 Nov 2011
I think is now obvious dat arsenal is one of d best team in d world,v.persie u ar a legend pls pen a new contract.
The Nigerians of Goal.com
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Rvp i luv wen u do dis. Keep it up!
Pippo-
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It had to happen sooner or later. Sporting completely depends on the three foreigners alongwith votorino.The rest are novices unlike prayag fc whose local players are quality players. Mr Alex vaz slept during the transfer period
Have to agree.
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Got my ass handed to me by NZG. 
My defending
My defending
Childish Logic-
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I was lucky for most of them You and me were basically even the whole time.
Except for the last game
You and me were basically even the whole time. Except for the last game
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Afrikans r d bst commentors on gol bcuz dey are vry nowlegeble with football
Clark-
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Didn't know Come Fly With Me was back, awesome.
ShakerMatty-
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I watched two episodes before 
, top show but i think i missed a few episodes last time it was on.
I have an 11am start tomorrow.
, top show but i think i missed a few episodes last time it was on.I have an 11am start tomorrow.
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I have a 2.45pm start tomorrow 
But then I've gotta wait around in town until 6 cos i'm going bowling with some mates from school
But then I've gotta wait around in town until 6 cos i'm going bowling with some mates from school
Pippo-
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Forest wrote:I have a 2.45pm start tomorrow
I will be on a bus 4 times tomorrow.
And with that I bid you all farewell.
Zzonked-
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The winner of my Gareth Barry snail contest is...
He gets all my points. Nice try everyone else who entered, but this was too good not to win.
- Spoiler:
- Forest!
He gets all my points. Nice try everyone else who entered, but this was too good not to win.
- Spoiler:
- It was a cold, wet day at Manchester City's training ground. Balotelli was throwing darts at the youth players, Mancini was wearing his scarf, and Gareth Barry was playing shit. As per usual, Sergio Aguero was strutting around, showing off his tricks.
"Wow, Sergio, that was magical", a clearly enthused Gareth Barry screamed.
"Erm, si", responded Aguero, thinking 'What is this English boy doing speaking to me?'.
Gareth Barry quickly ran over to Aguero to admire him some more, before quickly turning to readjust his crotch area after a humongous, erection was showing through his shorts. Thinking no one had spotted this, Gareth turned back around. But before he could manage to speak to Sergio, an almighty roar of laughter came from behind him.
"Hahaha Gareth, you have boner over Aguero", laughed Balotelli.
The whole training ground were in stitches, as Gareth Barry stood there red-faced thinking, 'Why always me?'.
"Shut up Mario, shut up all of you!" cried Gareth Barry.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a huge motor bike roared through the sky above them. The players screamed and ran for cover!
"What's that!?" Dzeko screamed.
"It looks like Titus Bramble!" and excited James Milner cried.
The motorbike came to a thumping landing, and rolled up towards the players, skidding to a halt. Off the motorbike, stepped a huge, black hooded figure. It's arms were the size of school buses, and it's bulge was out of this world. The dark figure slowly walked over to the players; Adam Johnson ran off crying. As it approached the players, it slowly reached out towards Gareth Barry, and lowered it's hood. The Manchester City players shrieked.
"Heskey!", they all cried.
Aguero, didn't know who Heskey was, and stepped forward.
"Who is you, you big fat oath?"
Heskey whipped out his big black umbrella and shot what looked like white fluid out of it's tip. He had turned Aguero into a snail!
The rest of the Man City squad ran away screaming, they didn't want to be turned into a snail!
"W-w-what are you doing here?" stuttered Barry.
"I'm here to bring you good news, Gareth" replied Heskey,
"Am I coming back to Villa!?" Barry asked.
"No. You're a wizard Barry"
"Me? A wizard? But i'm just Barry?"
"Nooo just Barry, you are a wizard"
"But I can't be a wizard?"
"Think about it Barry. Have you ever made something happen which you didn't think would?"
"Well, I suppose I made Man City think I was worth £18 Million".
"Exactly, Barry. Now, I know of your love for Aguero here, but unfortunately I turned him into a snail. I could turn you into a snail too if you like? Just put your mouth around the tip of my black umbrella, and feel the magic baby!".
Gareth Barry lowered to his knees and placed his mouth firmly around the tip of Heskey's big, black umbrella. Within seconds, Barry was spinning into another universe. It was as if he was entering some sort of dreamworld, and then BANG! He was a talking snail.
"There you go Gareth, now go chase after your love, and you will be happy for ever. I hope you have a snail of a time".
And that was that. Gareth slithered off into the wilderness, linking up with his lovely snail partner.
The End.
Theo Filippo-
- Formerly known as : Filippo Inzaghi
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Many jealous members in the voting thread 
Jordan Henderchip-
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I like you Filippo ♥
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Zzonked wrote:The winner of my Gareth Barry snail contest is...
- Spoiler:
He gets all my points. Nice try everyone else who entered, but this was too good not to win.
- Spoiler:
"Wow, Sergio, that was magical", a clearly enthused Gareth Barry screamed.
"Erm, si", responded Aguero, thinking 'What is this English boy doing speaking to me?'.
Gareth Barry quickly ran over to Aguero to admire him some more, before quickly turning to readjust his crotch area after a humongous, erection was showing through his shorts. Thinking no one had spotted this, Gareth turned back around. But before he could manage to speak to Sergio, an almighty roar of laughter came from behind him.
"Hahaha Gareth, you have boner over Aguero", laughed Balotelli.
The whole training ground were in stitches, as Gareth Barry stood there red-faced thinking, 'Why always me?'.
"Shut up Mario, shut up all of you!" cried Gareth Barry.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a huge motor bike roared through the sky above them. The players screamed and ran for cover!
"What's that!?" Dzeko screamed.
"It looks like Titus Bramble!" and excited James Milner cried.
The motorbike came to a thumping landing, and rolled up towards the players, skidding to a halt. Off the motorbike, stepped a huge, black hooded figure. It's arms were the size of school buses, and it's bulge was out of this world. The dark figure slowly walked over to the players; Adam Johnson ran off crying. As it approached the players, it slowly reached out towards Gareth Barry, and lowered it's hood. The Manchester City players shrieked.
"Heskey!", they all cried.
Aguero, didn't know who Heskey was, and stepped forward.
"Who is you, you big fat oath?"
Heskey whipped out his big black umbrella and shot what looked like white fluid out of it's tip. He had turned Aguero into a snail!
The rest of the Man City squad ran away screaming, they didn't want to be turned into a snail!
"W-w-what are you doing here?" stuttered Barry.
"I'm here to bring you good news, Gareth" replied Heskey,
"Am I coming back to Villa!?" Barry asked.
"No. You're a wizard Barry"
"Me? A wizard? But i'm just Barry?"
"Nooo just Barry, you are a wizard"
"But I can't be a wizard?"
"Think about it Barry. Have you ever made something happen which you didn't think would?"
"Well, I suppose I made Man City think I was worth £18 Million".
"Exactly, Barry. Now, I know of your love for Aguero here, but unfortunately I turned him into a snail. I could turn you into a snail too if you like? Just put your mouth around the tip of my black umbrella, and feel the magic baby!".
Gareth Barry lowered to his knees and placed his mouth firmly around the tip of Heskey's big, black umbrella. Within seconds, Barry was spinning into another universe. It was as if he was entering some sort of dreamworld, and then BANG! He was a talking snail.
"There you go Gareth, now go chase after your love, and you will be happy for ever. I hope you have a snail of a time".
And that was that. Gareth slithered off into the wilderness, linking up with his lovely snail partner.
The End.
Ben 10-
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ClarkY wrote:Didn't know Come Fly With Me was back, awesome.
It's not.
Pippo-
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Filippo Inzaghi wrote:Many jealous members in the voting thread
Yes, I agree, but the more excpeptional memmbers have voted you the funniest and best poster
Theo Filippo-
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I am appreciative of this my friend(s)Pippo Inzaghi wrote:Filippo Inzaghi wrote:Many jealous members in the voting thread
Yes, I agree, but the more excpeptional memmbers have voted you the funniest and best poster
Jordan Henderchip-
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Filippo Inzaghi wrote:I am appreciative of this my friend(s)Pippo Inzaghi wrote:
Yes, I agree, but the more excpeptional memmbers have voted you the funniest and best poster
Best Newcomer
Funniest Member
VivaRonaldoLAD-
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Theo 
ShakerMatty-
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Your love for me is all i ever wanted and i hope i can carry on the friendship with you beautiful members. 
VivaRonaldoLAD-
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Burytilidie wrote:Your love for me is all i ever wanted and i hope i can carry on the friendship with you beautiful members.
Clark-
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Ben 10 wrote:ClarkY wrote:Didn't know Come Fly With Me was back, awesome.
It's not.
I was mistaken
Just replays
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Good night gentlemen.
I leave you with this stunning woman.
I leave you with this stunning woman.
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