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    Cornholio
     
     

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    Ideal

    Post by Cornholio on Wed Sep 29, 2010 8:49 am

    Show on BBC THREE. Never watched it before, didn't seem like my thing but some of the jokes are some of the best I've ever heard.


    The two examples:


    Triad member pulls knife on hostage.

    Hostage: How much did you pay for that?
    Triad: 8 pounds
    H: I could have got you that for a fiver.
    T: 8 is still a good price
    H: I'm just saying if you want knives come to me. Do you want a hedge trimmer?
    T: SHUT UP! *Punches hostage in the jaw*
    H: Charming!

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    Man gives friend a gun and says it's not loaded. Friend plays with gun and shoots himself in the stomach. They argue for a bit.

    F: You said it weren't fucking loaded!
    M:Alright! We all make mistakes. Look at you, you shot yourself.


    :rolf:
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    Re: Ideal

    Post by LeBron on Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:01 am

    Never heard of it shifty
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    Re: Ideal

    Post by North_Sea_Tiger on Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:19 am

    That some of the best jokes you've ever heard?

    Just sounds a bit shit to me Laughing

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