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    Post by Pippo Sun Jan 09, 2011 6:27 am

    We have a Football Jokes Thread, let's also have a general one. I'll start.



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    Post by Cadbury Sun Jan 09, 2011 6:27 am

    Delete. Now.
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    Post by Marvin Sun Jan 09, 2011 6:28 am

    Laughing
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    Post by Pippo Sun Jan 09, 2011 8:19 am

    What do you call an Indian man that dosen't believe that anything you say is true?

    Asif.
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    Post by ayvee1 Sun Jan 09, 2011 9:08 am

    Are you lifting these straight from a kids joke book? scratch
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    Post by Pippo Sun Jan 09, 2011 9:37 am

    ayvee1 wrote:Are you lifting these straight from a kids joke book? scratch

    Thanks for complementing on my jokes but no I make them up.
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    Post by Guest Sun Jan 09, 2011 9:59 am

    Pip wrote:What do you call an Indian man that dosen't believe that anything you say is true?

    Asif.
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    Post by ayvee1 Sun Jan 09, 2011 10:42 am

    Pip wrote:
    ayvee1 wrote:Are you lifting these straight from a kids joke book? scratch

    Thanks for complementing on my jokes but no I make them up.
    I've heard the Asif one loads of times. Wink
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    Post by Pippo Sun Jan 09, 2011 10:51 am

    ayvee1 wrote:
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    ayvee1 wrote:Are you lifting these straight from a kids joke book? scratch

    Thanks for complementing on my jokes but no I make them up.
    I've heard the Asif one loads of times. Wink

    Really?

    I'll put some up tomorrow that are my jokes, copyright guarentee Wink
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    Post by Guest Sun Jan 09, 2011 11:29 pm

    I thought this was a jokes thread?. Simples
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    Post by LeBron Sun Jan 09, 2011 11:31 pm

    My penis.
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    Post by Pippo Sun Jan 09, 2011 11:33 pm

    What do you call a line of directions?

    Arrow of pointers
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    Post by Guest Sun Jan 09, 2011 11:40 pm

    Seen an African builder covered in mud.

    He was a dirty digger
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    Post by Pippo Sun Jan 09, 2011 11:46 pm

    What did the car obsessed man shout to his dog when he fell off the cliff?
    Landrover!
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    Post by Kuled Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:42 am

    Shit jokes facepalm General Jokes Thread Jesus
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    Post by Pippo Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:45 am

    Kuled, who's that? Jesus Christ, I don't know.
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    Post by Kuled Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:46 am

    facepalm Laughing
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    Post by Guest Sat Jan 15, 2011 9:53 am

    I was in a public toilet today and I heard 2 guys in adjoining cubicles, talking to each other.

    I had a little listen, but it was a shit conversation.
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    Post by Pippo Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:15 am

    I saw a guy riding a horse today.

    I quickly phoned the police and got him arrested for raping an animal.
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    Post by Pippo Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:40 am

    Fancy a fish pun-off Forestfcfan?
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    Post by Guest Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:41 am

    Pip wrote:Fancy a fish pun-off Forestfcfan?

    Ok.

    But I sense something fishy about this think
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    Post by Pippo Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:42 am

    forestfcfan wrote:
    Pip wrote:Fancy a fish pun-off Forestfcfan?

    Ok.

    But I sense something fishy about this General Jokes Thread 214775

    What's a fish's favourite game?

    Salmon Says Cool
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    Post by Guest Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:43 am

    Salmonem's latest track is a tuna!
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    Post by Pippo Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:45 am

    forestfcfan wrote:Salmonem's latest track is a tuna!

    Bought a trout for Man Utd on my FM save.

    He turned out to be a flop.
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    Post by Guest Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:47 am

    Just bought a vehicle that works on water!

    It's called a Cod Bike
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    Post by Pippo Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:48 am

    forestfcfan wrote:Just bought a vehicle that works on water!

    It's called a Cod Bike

    I prefer Motor Carp's personally.
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    Post by Guest Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:50 am

    Pip wrote:
    forestfcfan wrote:Just bought a vehicle that works on water!

    It's called a Cod Bike

    I prefer Motor Carp's personally.

    I couldn't afford a Motor Carp. They cost 1000 squid
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    Post by Pippo Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:52 am

    forestfcfan wrote:
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    forestfcfan wrote:Just bought a vehicle that works on water!

    It's called a Cod Bike

    I prefer Motor Carp's personally.

    I couldn't afford a Motor Carp. They cost 1000 squid

    Same. I can't work. Even at this present age, I still can't get over Marlin Monroe's death.
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    Post by Guest Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:53 am

    Pip wrote:
    forestfcfan wrote:
    Pip wrote:
    forestfcfan wrote:Just bought a vehicle that works on water!

    It's called a Cod Bike

    I prefer Motor Carp's personally.

    I couldn't afford a Motor Carp. They cost 1000 squid

    Same. I can't work. Even at this present age, I still can't get over Marlin Monroe's death.

    I agree. It came as such a shark at the time.
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    Post by Pippo Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:56 am

    forestfcfan wrote:
    Pip wrote:
    forestfcfan wrote:
    Pip wrote:
    forestfcfan wrote:Just bought a vehicle that works on water!

    It's called a Cod Bike

    I prefer Motor Carp's personally.

    I couldn't afford a Motor Carp. They cost 1000 squid

    Same. I can't work. Even at this present age, I still can't get over Marlin Monroe's death.

    I agree. It came as such a shark at the time.

    I mean, if I was to say I was over my grieving stage, I'd be a Lionfish.

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