Dear Mal, I wrote but you still ain’t responding
I left you a private message in your inbox with my homepage at the bottom
Dear Mal, you still ain’t called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain’t mad though, I just don’t like being ignored
Remember when you said you’d open registration and no one fucking joined?
What happened to The Playmaker, man?
You said you’d keep it open but what’s the point? This place is fucking dead…
This place stinks worse than a drunk Andy Carroll shitting his bed
If you didn’t want to talk to me on The Playmaker, you didn’t have to
But you could have responded to Bogdan in his suggestion thread instead of posting shitty emotes
That’s like my little brother man. He’s like 20-years-old (?)
We waited for months to rescue this forum but you just said no
That’s pretty shitty man, you’re like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
Dear Mister-I’m-Good-To- Write-My-Forumites
This’ll be the last time I ever write your ass
Stop fucking around and give modship to Forest and Moriarity
They’re obviously the heroes this forum needs. Now please start thinking with some clarity
You need to realize this before The PM dies like Arsenal’s Champions League hopes
Dat dere Gareth Bale got you bitchasses on the ropes
Shit’s uglier than Luis Suarez’s mug
I tried giving you some advice but now I just don’t give a fuck. You were our hero
I hope that next week Bayern tears you yet another asshole and smashes you five to zero
I left you a private message in your inbox with my homepage at the bottom
Dear Mal, you still ain’t called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain’t mad though, I just don’t like being ignored
Remember when you said you’d open registration and no one fucking joined?
What happened to The Playmaker, man?
You said you’d keep it open but what’s the point? This place is fucking dead…
This place stinks worse than a drunk Andy Carroll shitting his bed
If you didn’t want to talk to me on The Playmaker, you didn’t have to
But you could have responded to Bogdan in his suggestion thread instead of posting shitty emotes
That’s like my little brother man. He’s like 20-years-old (?)
We waited for months to rescue this forum but you just said no
That’s pretty shitty man, you’re like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
Dear Mister-I’m-Good-To- Write-My-Forumites
This’ll be the last time I ever write your ass
Stop fucking around and give modship to Forest and Moriarity
They’re obviously the heroes this forum needs. Now please start thinking with some clarity
You need to realize this before The PM dies like Arsenal’s Champions League hopes
Dat dere Gareth Bale got you bitchasses on the ropes
Shit’s uglier than Luis Suarez’s mug
I tried giving you some advice but now I just don’t give a fuck. You were our hero
I hope that next week Bayern tears you yet another asshole and smashes you five to zero