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Serena Williams da gawd.

This motherfucker right here.

It's too early to call 'da gawd' you're ruining it!!! read the manual fam

Lmao Serena has won this already, I just don't even know how I'm going to watch the rest of it.

Not a single point was won that day.

wouldnt it be gawdess? what does the manual say?

SHE'S FOCUSED MAN.

Jesus Christ, I could see a double bagel here.

Eternal Witcher wrote:wouldnt it be gawdess? what does the manual say?

Everyone, male, female, inanimate object, is da gawd.

Eternal Witcher wrote:wouldnt it be gawdess? what does the manual say?

gawdess sounds shit.

kyro7 wrote:Lmao Serena has won this already, I just don't even know how I'm going to watch the rest of it.

Not a single point was won that day.

I can't watch it tbh, just looks all wrong. Serena should be put in the men's division, she's ruining women's tennis.

kyro7 wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:wouldnt it be gawdess? what does the manual say?

gawdess sounds shit.

but gawd is sexist.

dena wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:wouldnt it be gawdess? what does the manual say?

Everyone, male, female, inanimate object, is da gawd.

Got it fam.

At least Maria won a point, was worried she wouldn't win 1 through the whole match.

Eternal Witcher wrote:

kyro7 wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:wouldnt it be gawdess? what does the manual say?

gawdess sounds shit.

but gawd is sexist.

No it's not, it's showing equality to everyone, referring to them as the same.

I'm gonna have to post the manual cause ya'll need some education on this shit.

kyro7 wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:but gawd is sexist.

No it's not, it's showing equality to everyone, referring to them as the same.

Allright, jeez.

Serena should get sick again.

kyro7 wrote:Serena should get sick again.

Disrespectful.

dena wrote:

kyro7 wrote:Serena should get sick again.

Disrespectful.

chill b im not serious

kyro7 wrote:Jesus Christ, I could see a double bagel here.

Looking more and more likely by the point.

This'll probably be done with inside an hour.


Who's next on centre?

That return just now is the most gangsta shit you can do in tennis. Fuck yo serve b.

Bagel.


I'm hungry.

do not want

Serena plays like she caught the holy ghost.

dena wrote:Serena plays like she caught the holy ghost.

Serena plays like she's got a cock between her legs.

What makes this even worse is that Maria needs to be on the front foot and aggressive but she can't because Serena is so much better at it, and Maria can't defend like Vika for example.. meh silver isn't bad when you've got Serena existing, though it's hard for Vika because I think she would beat Maria in a match for the silver.

Serena is playing like she got a hair appointment at 3:30.

dena wrote:Serena is playing like she got a hair appointment at 3:30.

Serena is playing like the Cold War is still going on.