The tennis thread.

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    Re: The tennis thread.

    Post by Mal on Sun Aug 05, 2012 12:57 am

    This is painful to watch and I couldn't give a fuck about Sharapova. oh god why
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    Post by dena on Sun Aug 05, 2012 12:58 am

    Twitter is funny as hell right now.

    Serena: you gon eat yo cornbread?

    Maria: *slides the WHOLE plate over*



    "Yo if Serena wants this gold medal Ima give her this gold medal"
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    Re: The tennis thread.

    Post by Guest on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:00 am

    Calm it dena.
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    Re: The tennis thread.

    Post by Guest on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:01 am

    Serena is seeing that ball like a basketball right now.
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    Post by dena on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:02 am

    Eternal Witcher wrote:Calm it dena.

    I'm just talkin' bout Serena
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    Re: The tennis thread.

    Post by Danny on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:03 am

    @rioferdy5: Serena williams must have somewhere to be...she looks in a rush, she has s*** to do I reckon! Feel for Sharapova though

    Rio and Dena...
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    Post by Mal on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:03 am

    She needs a poo.


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    Re: The tennis thread.

    Post by Guest on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:03 am

    You're gloating mf.
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    Re: The tennis thread.

    Post by Guest on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:04 am

    I have never been so relieved about Maria winning 1 game.
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    Post by dena on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:05 am

    Danny wrote:@rioferdy5: Serena williams must have somewhere to be...she looks in a rush, she has s*** to do I reckon! Feel for Sharapova though

    Rio and Dena...

    Rio is that dude.

    The comeback begins ya'll.
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    Re: The tennis thread.

    Post by Guest on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:05 am

    "Comeback starts here" facepalm
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    Re: The tennis thread.

    Post by Guest on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:07 am

    How many more years till Serena quits?
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    Post by Guest on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:07 am

    How can Maria challenge after trying to get that back?
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    Post by dena on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:07 am

    Eternal Witcher wrote:How many more years till Serena quits?

    She's gonna play forever.
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    Re: The tennis thread.

    Post by Guest on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:09 am

    dena wrote:
    Eternal Witcher wrote:How many more years till Serena quits?

    She's gonna play forever.
    Take power out of her game and she ain't da gawd no more, y'all can enjoy it while it lasts, I'm telling you fam.
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    Post by Guest on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:10 am

    She got a break point.. my mind is blown.
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    Re: The tennis thread.

    Post by dena on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:10 am

    Eternal Witcher wrote:
    dena wrote:

    She's gonna play forever.
    Take power out of her game and she ain't da gawd no more, y'all can enjoy it while it lasts, I'm telling you fam.

    You patronizing me son? -_-
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    Re: The tennis thread.

    Post by Guest on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:11 am

    Eternal Witcher wrote:
    dena wrote:
    Eternal Witcher wrote:How many more years till Serena quits?

    She's gonna play forever.
    Take power out of her game and she ain't da gawd no more, y'all can enjoy it while it lasts, I'm telling you fam.
    Her serve is going to be there forever, for real.
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    Re: The tennis thread.

    Post by Guest on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:12 am

    dena wrote:
    Eternal Witcher wrote:Take power out of her game and she ain't da gawd no more, y'all can enjoy it while it lasts, I'm telling you fam.

    You patronizing me son? -_-
    I'm trying to emulate you; I stuck up for you against Jord. Cry
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    Post by dena on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:13 am

    Serena is almost 31, if anything I think speed/mobility would go before power. So if she wants to keep on playing I guess she can go for a few more years? Not sure what the cutoff date for tennis players is really...
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    Post by Guest on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:13 am

    That defeat to Maria at Wimbledon 2004 hurt Serena so bad she just destroys Maria every time now.
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    Post by Guest on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:14 am

    kyro7 wrote:
    Eternal Witcher wrote:Take power out of her game and she ain't da gawd no more, y'all can enjoy it while it lasts, I'm telling you fam.
    Her serve is going to be there forever, for real.
    That testosterone must decrease then, else we might just have to wait for cancer.
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    Re: The tennis thread.

    Post by Mal on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:14 am

    Is Serena Williams' mum always so uninterested? Wimbledon final she looked like she was watching water polo.


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    Re: The tennis thread.

    Post by Guest on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:16 am

    I keep expecting Maria to break down crying.
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    Re: The tennis thread.

    Post by dena on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:20 am

    Serena has a gold watch on, looks like a timex. WHAT THE SHIT.
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    Post by Guest on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:21 am

    Serena da gawd.. can't argue with that.
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    Re: The tennis thread.

    Post by dena on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:21 am

    Peace out yo.

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    Re: The tennis thread.

    Post by Danny on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:22 am

    Ah good, she can have her hair done now.
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    Re: The tennis thread.

    Post by Guest on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:22 am

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOL Serena is a boss. oh god why
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    Re: The tennis thread.

    Post by dena on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:22 am

    Did she just crip walk on wimbeldon.

    Oh shit.

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