The tennis thread.

I've got a big bottle of coke next to me, if Vika wins I'm downing the lot.

I could just do with a bar of Snickers

Nice changeup those last few points Textbook stuff.

Vika breaks, looks like the first is going her way after a shaky start, playing really well, Maria hasn't been bad but needs to improve some parts. Poor Maria.

I was so expecting a double fault on that set point

First set Vika, gonna' be tough to turn this around now because Vika finishes well.

Did he say that was a Belarusian flag?

This always had a kind of Wimbledon feel to it as I said.. I'm kinda resigned to a double loss in the finals now..

Ah well, at least they went all the way.

Oh Maria..

LOOOL.

Vika early break, party most likely done. So silly from Maria in that game.

So this will be 6-3, 6-4 then like the Wimbledon final.. if it is money is going on Novak in 4.

How does Vika do this? She must be Novak in disguise.

Azarenka can't lose from here

Vika playing well and now Maria playing poor, looks beaten.

Vika, you got this?



You got this.

Double break, it's over for sure now, well done Vika.

Also this can't be put down to serve, Vika is just the better all round player.

This could be a fucking bagel tbh, the first set promised so much more than this.

First class defending from Vika, this is a number 1's display.

Maria aint quick enough

This is a bagel.. amazing the way she's getting that ball back, I'm completely shocked by how well she's doing that.

Ben wrote:Maria aint quick enough

She moves like a cow on ice.

Ramalalaharivololona wrote:

Ben wrote:Maria aint quick enough

She moves like a cow on ice.

You're such a cheeky kunt when things are going your way.

kyro7 wrote:

Ramalalaharivololona wrote:

She moves like a cow on ice.

You're such a cheeky kunt when things are going your way.

I'm actually quoting Maria herself there She said it once about what she feels like when she plays on clay

Lucky swine

MATCH POINT

Kinda don't want Maria to get this, just finish it now.

Congratulations Vika, deserved number 1, absolutely gutted for Maria but at least the winner is my 3rd favourite female Tennis player, and is cool as fuark, brb walking onto a Tennis court looking like a boxer.

Maria was relying too much on hitting Vika off the court, but with defending like that you can't do it, especially considering Vika is smashing it also.